Not all that far from the truth...
4) I make unnecessarily loud grunts whenever I do anything.
Well, it is not just me who should see how much weight I am lifting, everyone should be forced to turn and investigate whether an anal rape is taking place or I just beat my own personal bench record when they hear the guttural sounds that come from my mouth. Sure, I act like I am doing it for myself, and I do not even realize that anyone else is there...but who am I kidding? I was not hugged enough as a child and now I need attention, watch me
Sounds like some of the gyms I frequent