1st thing, EVERYONE speaks English, so don’t worry.
Club 11, nice place, strange atmosphere. Hot women!
Eat at Supperclub, or Nomads one evening if you get the chance. Nomad has model waitresses. Both seat at 8 only. So book in advance and make sure you get their on time. Both owned by the same people.
Supperclub phone : 0203446400
They have these vending machine food places called “Febbo” or something like that. Good when stoned.
Dutch pastries etc, are great. Try some.
If you want to go to an American Coffeeshop/Smoking Shop, go to “Grey Area”, run by an American dude called John, looks a bit like hawkeeye from Mash but with Glasses. All famous yanks go there when in town, from Willie Nelson to Snoop Dogg (Pics on the walls). Top grade smoke selection, try “Martian Mean Green”, “Chocoloupe”, or “Sharks Breath”.
Go to Dampkring 2, part of Oceans 12 was filmed there, and has an awesome smoke selection, “Super Silver Haze” and “Nepalese Temple Ball (hash)”.
Check out the museums as well, on Rembrandtplein, and the Van Gough museum. Don’t bother with the electronic talking guide things, you’ll be there all day, and it’s not worth the money.
No trip is complete without a visit to the red ligh district. Go to the “Pink Elephant” and catch a show, then go off into the district and pick your prey! Closes pretty early though, so don’t leave it too late in the evening. Go around 10-11pm.
Other then that, have a good time man. You’ll love it. 2 days isn’t enough, so trust me, you’ll be there again before you know it.