There is this rooster that is so
fucking annoying that I'm thinking about murdering it. My neighborhood is very big and he could go anywhere,but he decides to stand next to my window and start screaming like the idiot that he is. He woke me up about an hour ago and I can't go back to sleep and I have to go to work in 2 hours and I am tired as hell. I am thinking about getting my gun and shooting it to death but that would be to cruel, so instead,I'm going to release my dog Charles after him, so his death could be painless and very awesome. That would also teach the other roosters not to fuck with me.
If the neighbors complain about their beloved rooster,I'll just invite them to a dinner that will feature the rooster, but I'll tell everyone, "Its a chicken".I wouldn't think about doing this if he(the rooster) was to just leave me alone. There is no reason to stand next to my window(literally an inch from my face) and start screaming like a bitch other than to fuck with me. The Landlord will probably get pissed but o well. I man needs to sleep.