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Am I Crazy?

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I was watching this movie with Sharon Stone and Sly. The movie is called The Specialist and it’s not bad… Well you’ve all probablly seen it…Anyways without blabing too much there’s this great love scene whey Sly an Sharon hit it big time. And now comes the problem…

During the whole scene instead of looking at this fine and gorgeous chick I was looking at Sly’s lats and shoulder development… They’r banging under shower and I’m comparing his pecks with mine…

This never happend before, but lately working out and building up my body, and preparing for the Zombie attack, is my obsession…

At the end of the scene I was thinking: “My, I would shure like to do some curls now!” insted of “Damn I need to get laid right now”!!!

AM I CRAZY…?

Yes

seconded!

No, just gay (not that there is anything wrong with that)

All of the above.

Look between your legs and check if your balls are still attached!

After reading your post I thought you’re just really into health and fitness and are all about hitting the weights to improve your own physique and get bigger and better…Then I thought, nah, GAY…(not that there’s anything wrong with that).


Stallone was in great shape for that flick…too bad the movie wasnt that great…

But I have to agree with the rest of the fellas…nude female on TV your eyes should be on her.

I’ll be honest, I compare myself to other guys all the time. I use this as a yard stick to gauge my own progress, plan goals for myself, and unfortunately to set some limiting beliefs.

If you were an avid chess player and a hot chick was playing chess on the screen, I wouldn’t be surprised if you glanced over the board to see if she was playing well. :wink:

[quote]mtotry wrote:
Stallone was in great shape for that flick…too bad the movie wasnt that great…

But I have to agree with the rest of the fellas…nude female on TV your eyes should be on her.[/quote]

Well, got sick of her and the Basic Instinkt(u think I didnt notice those fine lookin nipples, yeah wright).

About the gay thing… I’m not gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that)I love chicks… Don’t need any help in that area…
Maybe if u guys get you’r self a lady you wouldnt pay much attention to the pixels on the screen and care much more about the real thing…

But sly was in good shape do…

I agree with hvrv. never seen the movie, but im sure its not some hardcore scene. look, theres gorgeous ladies everywhere, but if youve got a girlfriend/wife/whatever, then i dont think your mind should be on some attractive female on screen. As avid health enthusiasts, i would have thought everyone here would be checking out his muscular development, I kno I would.

And the award for the least heterosexual thread started in the past week goes to…

Sorry, hvrv. The only excuse you have to ignore a nude chick is if she is ugly. And even then, that’s what beer is for.

Of course, you make a good point about the fact that it’s not a naked chick you are ignoring, it’s a moving picture of one… hmmm… judges?

Okay, they’ve decided to let you off the hook this time, but if you start another thread about something like this, you will very likely be filed under “fruity”.

I have to admit, this was a funny thread premise, though. Nothing brings out the playful cruelty in a bunch of T-ed out dudes like us than someone publicly questioning his sexuality. Thanks for the laugh. :slight_smile:

[quote]HvRv wrote:
mtotry wrote:
Stallone was in great shape for that flick…too bad the movie wasnt that great…

But I have to agree with the rest of the fellas…nude female on TV your eyes should be on her.

Well, got sick of her and the Basic Instinkt(u think I didnt notice those fine lookin nipples, yeah wright).

About the gay thing… I’m not gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that)I love chicks… Don’t need any help in that area…
Maybe if u guys get you’r self a lady you wouldnt pay much attention to the pixels on the screen and care much more about the real thing…

But sly was in good shape do…[/quote]

Nah. I have a girlfriend. If there’s a good-looking woman and an in shape guy, I would still notice the woman first. What exactly was the point of your post? Why ask your questions?

As always, South Park holds the answer:

“Hey there, you shitty, shitty fag, fag”

actually, i think that real men spend a bit of time checking out other men. why? because 1) fucking guys makes you gay, nothing else, 2) adolescent horniness gets under control when you grow up. i get hornier now then i did then, but i can control it much better now than then, 3) some chicks are much hotter than others. im not too keen on sharon stone cuz she makes me go, “eh.” crissy moran, aria giovanni, and that next door nikki chick, OTOH . 4) men are the competition. what do you think the buck is doing when he wants to fuck the the doe? he’s checking out the other buck who wants to fuck the doe cuz that’s who he’s gotta be better than in order to fuck the doe.

The real question is, if Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger were locked in some sort of provocative, flamingly homosexual embrace, would you look away in disgust, or admire their lats and pecs?

I think it’s possible to assess another guy’s physique clinically/critically without being gay. It seems to me that, when we talk about “Stupid Gym Tricks,” we usually describe the guy doing the idiotic move and make a judgment call based on his physique. When a poster says “this overweight jerk” or “this guy who looks like he’s paid his dues under the iron,” neither comment gets a response of “You noticed his body? Dude, that’s so gay!”

Homophobia/-sexuality is enough of a taboo area that we tend to get a little more squeamish about it.

Of course, I WILL draw the line at anecdotes or observations about gym shower behavior.

Let’s break it down:

[quote]HvRv wrote:
I was watching this movie with Sharon Stone and Sly. The movie is called The Specialist and it’s not bad… Well you’ve all probablly seen it…Anyways without blabing too much there’s this great love scene whey Sly an Sharon hit it big time. And now comes the problem…

During the whole scene instead of looking at this fine and gorgeous chick I was looking at Sly’s lats and shoulder development… They’r banging under shower and I’m comparing his pecks with mine…[/quote]

comparing muscular development … not crazy

preparing for the Zombie attack … OBVIOUSLY, not crazy

[quote]At the end of the scene I was thinking: “My, I would shure like to do some curls now!” insted of “Damn I need to get laid right now”!!!

AM I CRAZY…?[/quote]

wanting to do curls instead of getting laid … TOTALLY INSANE!

any real T-Man would want to deadlift or squat or at the very least, for some bicep work, do some pullups. now, if you did some jerk and cleans, that would be pretty gay, and yes, there is most definitely something wrong with that.

Bastard

ahaahah! doing jerks before cleans.

Why is doing jerks before cleans weird?

To do a proper jerk, you need to clean the weight anyway. So it makes sense to do jerks first as they are more demanding, and then to do cleans, if such is your desire.