First off notice the title asks “for this”, I’m already aware I’m an asshole for other reasons. So here’s the scenario. My gym closes at 11 during the week (which sucks balls imo but whateve it’s not as bad as 8!! on the weekends with is total fucking bullshit). However, it’s right near my my house, all new equipemnt/clean ect. Lately though they’ve been pissing me off in there. If the gym closes at 11 that means 11 not 5 minute to not 10 minutes to, AND NOT BASED ON THE FASTEST FUCKING CLOCK IN THE GYM (ALL OF WHICH ARE AT LEAST 5 MINUTES FAST). Note the time on my cell phone is the same as the time on your cell phone (assuming we’re in the same time zone). SO THAT’S THE REAL FUCKING TIME!
That said, here’s the deal. The gym is closing in either 1/2 and hour or maybe it was 15 minutes. I only lift for about 1 hour 15 minutes to sometimes as little as 45 minutes (so 15 minutes is plenty of time). I’m suppersetting hammerstrength rows, there is almost NOBODY in the gym, I have my notebook, water, and my shirt on the machine, plus 3 45’s on each side. I walk over to the other side of the gym and do some pulldowns, however I’m stopped on the way walking back and asked a few questions that I quickly but politely answered. That’s when I spotted a trainer/desk person (can’t remember what color their shirt was) taking all 45’s off the machine?! I blurted out wtf? But it wasn’t loud and nobody heard me.
Now I don’t know what fucking planet this lady is from but if I saw that someone had left all the plates on the machine WITH their shirt, their water bottle, and their notebook open on the floor with a pen sitting there neatly I’d start my “pemature closing” somewhere else. So I said very nicely or tried my hardest “Excuse me? I was still using this peice of equipment (while loading three 45’s back onto one side), think you could put those 45’s back on?” She responed basically by blowing me off and saying “Oh I’m sorry and walking away”.
SOO I decided to do some traps that day too Last time I was in the gym he actually said to “Cmon guy gym is closing” after announcing it 1/2 hour till closing, 15 minutes till closing, 10 minutes till closing, and then again 5 minutes till closing!!! (which was actually more like 10 minutes till 11).
I looked right at him and told him “Get the fuck out of my face, jerk off.” He left me alone. ANyway, those two got a little extra gpp cause I left them 18 45’s to put away AND my buddy was doing leg press (after squatting) so that was anoter 10-11.
Now before I get all the “They might have had other stuff to do” or “They want to be out of their at 11” let me just say, I clearly could give a shit less. GET ANOTHER JOB if you don’t like it. I’ve worked MANY jobs that suck major ass retail, construction, office jobs and the same goes. It’s quitting time when the job is done. Not once had I found myself looking at the clock and seeing it was past 11:00 and I was still in the gym. On top of that I almost ALWAYS put away all my weights (I do like to leave a 45 on each side of the bar in the squat rack just to remind people if you don’t use at least that much weight then DON’T USE THE SQUAT RACK). In fact, just earlier in the week I helped the very same retarded bitch derack the shrug machine while I happened to be walking by it during a supperset.