I’ve been lacking on staying up to date on the forum. What is the back story to this?
Also, this is my Popeye face. He was one alpha mofo.
Ehgegegegegegeg! Woop woop!
This is my alpha face:
Amidoinitright?
1 gazillion big hairy Alpha points if you can remember this movie?
Oh yes I have one.
This face is why people think I’m a bitch.
Wait I retract all that.
This is really NOT an alpha face.
vagina must have caused fail.
[quote]worzel wrote:
1 gazillion big hairy Alpha points if you can remember this movie?[/quote]
Damn. All I now is Stallone was in it.
LOCKUP?
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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]worzel wrote:
1 gazillion big hairy Alpha points if you can remember this movie?[/quote]
Damn. All I now is Stallone was in it.
LOCKUP?[/quote]
You are very close! Stallone/prison yes but it wasnt lockup!
always
Tango & Cash.
I know it because I’m Alpha.
And I was just waiting for the Alfalfa reference.
Most of you are predictable and thus Omega. Hence, you will lead ordinary lives and not reproduce.
- Boss Alpha -
[quote]SSC wrote:
[quote]Tatsu wrote:
What’s more alpha… a baboon or a gorilla?[/quote]
Boobilla.[/quote]
Gozilla.
And shes a GIRL!
[quote]worzel wrote:
1 gazillion big hairy Alpha points if you can remember this movie?[/quote]
Fortress??
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Oh yes I have one.
This face is why people think I’m a bitch.
Wait I retract all that.
This is really NOT an alpha face.
vagina must have caused fail.[/quote]
That is a vampire face.
The eyes give it away.
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]worzel wrote:
1 gazillion big hairy Alpha points if you can remember this movie?[/quote]
Fortress??[/quote]
Austrian people can’t even speak their own language properly.
Or identify movies that combined Stallone, Russell, Jack Fucken Alpha Palance and Marc Alaimo (of Gul Dukat fame; before he became Gul Dukat).
By these tokens, orion can never be Alpha.
- Boss Alpha -
[quote]FattyFat wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]worzel wrote:
1 gazillion big hairy Alpha points if you can remember this movie?[/quote]
Fortress??[/quote]
Austrian people can’t even speak their own language properly.
Or identify movies that combined Stallone, Russell, Jack Fucken Alpha Palance and Marc Alaimo (of Gul Dukat fame; before he became Gul Dukat).
By these tokens, orion can never be Alpha.
- Boss Alpha -
[/quote]
Tango and Cash.
[quote]Rockscar wrote:
always[/quote]
You can join the club.
This will grant you instant +5 boni in strength, endurance and melee combat.
You’ll also get to pull off an Alpha stone-skin-spell once a day.
Hirsuteness is the only downside.
You game for that?
[quote]FattyFat wrote:
Tango & Cash.
I know it because I’m Alpha.
And I was just waiting for the Alphalpha reference.
You’re all predictable and thus Omega.
[/quote]
Correct!
You will now receive one chest hair.
This chest hair will be delivered by mail.
You will be required to use your alpha ingenuity to affix this hair onto your chest thus elevating you to semi-alpha status.
You may split this hair in two for that extra manliness look’ but this will weaken its tactility factor by 50% giving it the ‘feel’ of womans hair, which is a big no no
Well done!
[quote]worzel wrote:
[quote]FattyFat wrote:
Tango & Cash.
I know it because I’m Alpha.
And I was just waiting for the Alphalpha reference.
You’re all predictable and thus Omega.
[/quote]
Correct!
You will now receive one chest hair.
This chest hair will be delivered by mail.
You will be required to use your alpha ingenuity to affix this hair onto your chest thus elevating you to semi-alpha status.
You may split this hair in two for that extra manliness look’ but this will weaken its tactility factor by 50% giving it the ‘feel’ of womans hair, which is a big no no
Well done![/quote]
You forgot who you’re talking to.
I’m Boss Alpha.
It’s me who’s providing hair for your stupid little contest - from my own back.
My chest is a carpet.
See old-ass photo above to jog your Omega memory!
- Boss Alpha -
dont think this is gonna work
[quote]FattyFat wrote:
[quote]worzel wrote:
[quote]FattyFat wrote:
Tango & Cash.
I know it because I’m Alpha.
And I was just waiting for the Alphalpha reference.
You’re all predictable and thus Omega.
[/quote]
Correct!
You will now receive one chest hair.
This chest hair will be delivered by mail.
You will be required to use your alpha ingenuity to affix this hair onto your chest thus elevating you to semi-alpha status.
You may split this hair in two for that extra manliness look’ but this will weaken its tactility factor by 50% giving it the ‘feel’ of womans hair, which is a big no no
Well done![/quote]
You forgot who you’re talking to.
I’m Boss Alpha.
It’s me who’s providing hair for your stupid little contest - from my own back.
My chest is a carpet.
See old-ass photo above to jog your Omega memory!
- Boss Alpha -
[/quote]
Fair enough you are a walking rug, congrats (sort of)
Maybe you can stickytape said hair, in an ‘erect’ alpha-esque position on top of your Omega Egg Head and get a head start on that Alfalfa doo on page one