A global broadcast goes out that aliens are going to invade Earth in 6 months time. How, why, when and what sort of training will you be doing to ensure your survival?
Just to clarify…as I know I am going to get questions on the specifics…I am not talking ‘E.T’ type aliens. I don’t want people saying they’d do ‘soccer training’ as I know that if you put a T-man in the ring with E.T we’d kick his big melon head right into the stands. I know for a fact that if E.T got in the ring with me he wouldn’t be phoning home that’s for sure and that little pumpkin headed bastard better have ‘911’ on his speed dial or have all his special healing finger powers sorted to fix himself after I open up a can of whoop arse on him because the only way that little freak would be going home in a body bag .
I am also not talking Predator or Aliens I, II, III type aliens as I don’t want all you yanks just saying ‘I’d be doing target practice/getting out the heavy artillery’ type training…and before you ask…no you can’t just NUKE the bastards…as I know that you think that’s the answer to every problem.
I am talking run of the mill average type aliens…day to day normal aliens…think a bigger Mork on huge amounts of gear, think a shaved, angry Chewbacca…something along those lines.
How often would you train? What sort of training would you do? How would you prepare in 6 months if your alien arse kicking life depended on it?