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Albert Einstein's Rules for Wives

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#1

Albert Einstein divorced his first wife and eventually married his cousin. Before that marriage, he hit on the cousin’s daughter, from a previous marriage. The mom was pretty cool with it, and they probably had threesomes. Einstein was a horn dog!! One would think he was from Kentucky.

Anyway, his wife had to: Clean his room without saying a word, bring his meals to his room, stop talking the moment he told her to, and not interfere in his escapades.

See how lucky you ladies are?

http://www.pbs.org/opb/einsteinswife/milevastory/married.htm

#2

[quote]Headhunter wrote:
Albert Einstein divorced his first wife and eventually married his cousin. Before that marriage, he hit on the cousin’s daughter, from a previous marriage. The mom was pretty cool with it, and they probably had threesomes. Einstein was a horn dog!! One would think he was from Kentucky.

Anyway, his wife had to: Clean his room without saying a word, bring his meals to his room, stop talking the moment he told her to, and not interfere in his escapades.

See how lucky you ladies are?

http://www.pbs.org/opb/einsteinswife/milevastory/married.htm

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You know what changed all of this? When it started taking more than one paycheck to raise a family. Incidentally, divorces became more common once women realized they were no longer dependent on a man. Destruction of the family unit can be blamed on inflation.

See? it all comes back to the immorality of central banking.

#3

If Einstein had lifted weights he would have been like the perfect human.

#4

[quote]LIFTICVSMAXIMVS wrote:

See? it all comes back to the immorality of central banking.[/quote]

lol!