tren has essentially the best profile period. doesnt mean you need to use it yet. you can control the bloating and water rentention with proper diet and ai. You DO NOT need tren yet. You have 2 damn posts on this forum and look to be too young to even cycle.
How about listen to some of the guys who have been there and done this? You came looking for advice, but since its not what you want to hear, you toss it aside? Everyone wants to add lean mass and trim bodyfat while keeping off water and bloat. You think thats rare for you?
Also, even if you use tren, the proposed 500mg of each is too much. you realize tren is 5x as anabolic and 5x as androgenic as test right? Run test only again. If you so damn stubborn to take this advice, run anavar or npp with it. NPP is fast acting nandrolone, and will give you a taste for 19nor steroids. Anavar will give you the more veiny look with strength gains. IMO, anavar is an mild oral version of tren (in regards of visual results).
you say you dont like the sides from deca; however you havent ran it. Everyone reacts differently, you have no idea what sides or how your body would react.