Just study. How fucking hard is a 14 hour load? so you have to go to class 14 hours per week. Study for two hours for every class room hour, which hardly no one does, That is 28. 28+14 is 42. Welcome to an adult life. This is what is expected of you.
Have some fun, don’t be a wing man too often although the fatties give fabulous head. Get a job while in school doing something. [/quote]
^—This should be the only post.
I’m 19 years old entering my junior year at Loyola University New Orleans. Everyone at my school (myself included) lives off-campus starting their sophomore year. Trust me, the urge to get fucking snockered every single minute of every single day there is unavoidable, but you have to keep with your studies.
-You need to limit your spendings because your money will very, very, very shortly run out from all the booze.
-Wrap it up.
-Go to more parties than bars, they’re always more fun and the booze is free.
-Be very assertive with girls, especially during the first few weeks. Everyone is in the same boat in regards to not knowing anyone, and girls will find comfort in you taking the intiative and talking to them first. This will eventually lead to you getting laid.
Just to reiterate: do your fucking homework, get a job (with the little bit of extra money you’ll have the world by the balls), and fatties give the best head.
P.S.- Droz: Want some advice?
Tom: Well, yeah.
Droz: Here’s all you need to know: Classes: nothing before eleven. Beer: it’s your best friend, you drink a lot of it. Women?..You’re a freshman, so it’s pretty much out of the question. Do we have a car?
Tom: Uh, no.
Droz: Someone in your hall will. Find them and make friends with them on the first day.
(I had to)