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Actor Fred Willard Does It, Too

[quote]super saiyan wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]super saiyan wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I jack off in regular theatres…[/quote]

Among other places. That’s the last time I invite you over to watch a movie. I still can’t figure out what you found arousing about The Odd Life of Timothy Green.[/quote]

It wasnt the movie. It was your color scheme in the living room.
[/quote]

Makes sense.[/quote]

Thats not the living room you and i were in…

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I jack off in regular theatres…[/quote]

That’s actually not such a bad idea. Vice would never think of looking there.

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I jack off in regular theatres…[/quote]

That’s actually not such a bad idea. Vice would never think of looking there. [/quote]

Opera theatres…

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I jack off in regular theatres…[/quote]

That’s actually not such a bad idea. Vice would never think of looking there. [/quote]

Opera theatres…[/quote]

Even better. You might be pushing your luck in an operating theater, though.

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I jack off in regular theatres…[/quote]

That’s actually not such a bad idea. Vice would never think of looking there. [/quote]

Opera theatres…[/quote]

Even better. You might be pushing your luck in an operating theater, though.[/quote]

That’s not nearly as difficult as you might think…

[quote]Elegua360 wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I jack off in regular theatres…[/quote]

That’s actually not such a bad idea. Vice would never think of looking there. [/quote]

Opera theatres…[/quote]

Even better. You might be pushing your luck in an operating theater, though.[/quote]

That’s not nearly as difficult as you might think…

Scalpels.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]super saiyan wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]super saiyan wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I jack off in regular theatres…[/quote]

Among other places. That’s the last time I invite you over to watch a movie. I still can’t figure out what you found arousing about The Odd Life of Timothy Green.[/quote]

It wasnt the movie. It was your color scheme in the living room.
[/quote]

Makes sense.[/quote]

Thats not the living room you and i were in…

[/quote]

I challenge you both to an Indian Leg Wrestling match on a neutral living room floor. If this draws a small crowd you can pretend you’re in a regular theatre. I have had success traveling to mental hospitals with this type entertainment and manage to meet some people that are crazy about it.

[quote]conservativedog wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]super saiyan wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]super saiyan wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I jack off in regular theatres…[/quote]

Among other places. That’s the last time I invite you over to watch a movie. I still can’t figure out what you found arousing about The Odd Life of Timothy Green.[/quote]

It wasnt the movie. It was your color scheme in the living room.
[/quote]

Makes sense.[/quote]

Thats not the living room you and i were in…

[/quote]

I challenge you both to an Indian Leg Wrestling match on a neutral living room floor. If this draws a small crowd you can pretend you’re in a regular theatre. I have had success traveling to mental hospitals with this type entertainment and manage to meet some people that are crazy about it.
[/quote]

Ct. Rock would kill you. No, I mean literally. You would be the victim of murder.

[quote]super saiyan wrote:

[quote]conservativedog wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]super saiyan wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]super saiyan wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I jack off in regular theatres…[/quote]

Among other places. That’s the last time I invite you over to watch a movie. I still can’t figure out what you found arousing about The Odd Life of Timothy Green.[/quote]

It wasnt the movie. It was your color scheme in the living room.
[/quote]

Makes sense.[/quote]

Thats not the living room you and i were in…

[/quote]

I challenge you both to an Indian Leg Wrestling match on a neutral living room floor. If this draws a small crowd you can pretend you’re in a regular theatre. I have had success traveling to mental hospitals with this type entertainment and manage to meet some people that are crazy about it.
[/quote]

Ct. Rock would kill you. No, I mean literally. You would be the victim of murder.[/quote]

And cannibalism.

And necrophilia.

Though, technically, if he was raped by a vampire while being alive, he would be the one having sex with a dead person, making him the necrophile, he probably would not like it though, so the -phile would not apply…

Damn it, I hate vampires.

They make life so much less orderly.

Actually, the Twilight series is sick twisted stuff.

She has the choice between necrophilia and bestiality and is constantly wet as october.

Oh well…

[quote]Cortes wrote:
They have a “jizz mopper” as a job position.
[/quote]

Listing job history must be a hoot.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Cortes wrote:
They have a “jizz mopper” as a job position.
[/quote]

Listing job history must be a hoot.[/quote]

Materials Collection Specialist at Human Sexuality Research Centre.

[quote]super saiyan wrote:

[quote]conservativedog wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]super saiyan wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]super saiyan wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I jack off in regular theatres…[/quote]

Among other places. That’s the last time I invite you over to watch a movie. I still can’t figure out what you found arousing about The Odd Life of Timothy Green.[/quote]

It wasnt the movie. It was your color scheme in the living room.
[/quote]

Makes sense.[/quote]

Thats not the living room you and i were in…

[/quote]

I challenge you both to an Indian Leg Wrestling match on a neutral living room floor. If this draws a small crowd you can pretend you’re in a regular theatre. I have had success traveling to mental hospitals with this type entertainment and manage to meet some people that are crazy about it.
[/quote]

Ct. Rock would kill you. No, I mean literally. You would be the victim of murder.[/quote]

… a murder you say. I do declare.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Cortes wrote:
They have a “jizz mopper” as a job position.
[/quote]

Listing job history must be a hoot.[/quote]

Sanitation/Waste Management

I’m an employer. I’ve read many hundreds of resumes. I know how people roll.