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ABC Party (Anything But Clothes), Any Ideas?


#1

were having an ABC party which means you can wear anything but clotheing and iI have no idea what to wear...any suggestions??


#2

inflatable crocodie strapped around your waist?


#3

A condom


#4

+1, and given the propensities of male university students, I’d make it extra thick.


#5

Trash Bags and crumpled News paper if in a cold climate. Hammer or Hobo style


#6

I can’t stand ABC parties. They always end up in a crowded house full of people wearing trash bags and thus sweating everywhere. I also have no desire to see a bunch of dudes strutting around barely clothed.

You should have a Halloween/costume party instead. Girls will be scantily clothed instead of the dudes.


#7

Hence the ‘extra thick’ comment.
Guys, if you’re tempted to go around having ABC parties and otherwise act like what the americans call ‘college kids’, please:
Just fuck a bloke. Seriously. Nobody will judge you, and everybody, including you, will be so much happier.


#8

One of my friends once went to a party like this and he had draped a very large flag around his body, toga style. It worked for him.


#9

[quote]Der_Steppenwolfe wrote:

Just fuck a bloke. Seriously. Nobody will judge you, and everybody, including you, will be so much happier.[/quote]

He’s not in Wales.


#10

[quote]Der_Steppenwolfe wrote:

Hence the ‘extra thick’ comment.
Guys, if you’re tempted to go around having ABC parties and otherwise act like what the americans call ‘college kids’, please:
Just fuck a bloke. Seriously. Nobody will judge you, and everybody, including you, will be so much happier.[/quote]

That’s cute, Oleena is back.


#11

[quote]Der_Steppenwolfe wrote:

Hence the ‘extra thick’ comment.
Guys, if you’re tempted to go around having ABC parties and otherwise act like what the americans call ‘college kids’, please:
Just fuck a bloke. Seriously. Nobody will judge you, and everybody, including you, will be so much happier.[/quote]

Uhhh. What if he is an American College Kid?

And, not gay?


#12

Bro, just go Full Monty. No need for clothes.

Or just wear a bear skin rug.


#13

[quote]Der_Steppenwolfe wrote:

Hence the ‘extra thick’ comment.
Guys, if you’re tempted to go around having ABC parties and otherwise act like what the americans call ‘college kids’, please:
Just fuck a bloke. Seriously. Nobody will judge you, and everybody, including you, will be so much happier.[/quote]

--------------------->>>> Estrogen Nation


#14

I would show up in just my Muck boots.


#15

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:

[quote]Der_Steppenwolfe wrote:

Hence the ‘extra thick’ comment.
Guys, if you’re tempted to go around having ABC parties and otherwise act like what the americans call ‘college kids’, please:
Just fuck a bloke. Seriously. Nobody will judge you, and everybody, including you, will be so much happier.[/quote]

That’s cute, Oleena is back.[/quote]

Hmm You might be on to something. I wouldn’t mind.


#16

[quote]theBeth wrote:
I would show up in just my Muck boots.[/quote]

You definitely should!!!

You would be my heterononflexible anchor.


#17

[quote]Der_Steppenwolfe wrote:
Just fuck a sheep. Seriously. Nobody will judge you, and everybody, including you, will be so much happier.[/quote]

Fixed.


#18

Haha you guys are very creative…and some apparently a little more then others. And it would be a Halloween party but a few sororities are having one soon and they don’t want to dress up twice…and i got a red trash can, cut the bottom out, attached some ssuspenders, painted the inside red and I’m gonna fill the inside with balloons …red solo cup haha


#19

Hmmm… Depends?


#20

[quote]Uhhh. What if he is an American College Kid?

And, not gay? [/quote]
A heterosexual frat boy? Really?