I normally don’t even remember my dreams, but I recently had one that made me wake up laughing. I don’t know what led up to this point, so I’ll just start from where I remember…
So I’m flipping through channels on the TV (yes, I’m actually watching TV in my damn dream) and eventually I stop on ESPN or something and “skeet shooting” is on. Not like that… I mean the kind with a gun and whatever it is that they shoot.
Anyway, Bob Costas is the announcer, and for some reason he uses some weird terminology for this. Each attempt was called a skeet. So here’s what Bob Costas said, “Here’s Wilson in his 3rd skeet, his…skeet skeet skeet.” Then for the next guy, “Here’s Johnson in his 5th skeet, his…skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet.”
So if it was somebody’s 10th attempt, he would say skeet 10 times. It was after somebody’s 10th attempt that I woke up and started laughing due to the sound of Bob Costas saying “skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet” in his normal, serious voice.
Just thought I’d share that pointless dream with everyone. Everybody probably thinks I’m a psycho now, but it was funny when it happened. Does anyone know how to interpret dreams?
(and no, it wasn’t a “wet dream” you sick bastards)