I remember once when I called you John Dan. That was cool. I figured lots of people would do it ... but in over a year, I have seen nobody else be so bold. Of course, I did it on accident. But now, in hindsight ... seriously, who could be that stupid? Not ever have I met nor even heard of a person with Dan as a last name. John seems to be more common. Your twin brother, Elton, comes to mind. How is the little fella?
Now that I have thought about it, I went and people searched yahoo with last name "Dan". Your evil-parallel-universe self lives in Brownfield, Maine and indeed goes by John Dan.
Back then, I also used to use a lot of curse words. Who knew that this place was going to become my home away from work? I can't change my screen name ... well ... I could get a new one. So I just took this Bastard thing, left off the rest, and it still seems to fit.
I mentioned something last week about boxes. Then your article came out. Which made me think about another guy here at work, a former boss of mine. I recall him speaking of "paradigm shifts." As he was jabbering away, I recall thinking [Homer Simpson voice], " ... hmmm, deadlifts."
I hear you know stuff about lifting stuff. T of F?