A Story with a Happy Ending

      Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess - Will you marry me?         The Princess said - NO!

    And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and chased skinny buxom broads and hunted, fished, and stayed at the gym for hours and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house, boat, guitars, stereo, sports car and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up ,,,


and with all his considerable resources he still had horrible teeth… THE END

My favorite part was when he left the toilet seat up. That was heartwarming.

“That’s right, motherfuckers.”

and he died alone… THE END END.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
“That’s right, motherfuckers.”[/quote]


Just about as relevant.

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But on the inside he was…

10/10 for your avatar