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A Product to Make Fun Of

For you literary geniuses, treat this as a “Beat My Caption.” For you Photoshop wizards, have at it!

Personally, I’m speechless. There’s so many ways to make of this thing that I’m blocked, so I can’t even start with a caption.

http://tinyurl.com/np5my

Core training at the Brokeback Barbell Gym

that it guys go home! the fitness industry is over

I totally understand your dismay…

YeeHawww !

I’m speechless.

They are actually advertising low heart rate increase as a benefit?!

I especially liked the “scientific research” behind the strenght increase claims:

“Test participants: 9 people ages 60-71 of average health (3 men, 6 women. Conditions: 15 minutes/day, 3 times/week for a month and a half. Maximum muscle strength was measured before & after.”

[quote]MikeTheBear wrote:
For you literary geniuses, treat this as a “Beat My Caption.” For you Photoshop wizards, have at it!

Personally, I’m speechless. There’s so many ways to make of this thing that I’m blocked, so I can’t even start with a caption.

http://tinyurl.com/np5my
[/quote]

And the new Sybian 9000 has several added features, including the new Piledriver option. You lucky partner will be a quivering mess in 5 minutes or less, or your money back.

[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
And the new Sybian 9000 has several added features, including the new Piledriver option. You lucky partner will be a quivering mess in 5 minutes or less, or your money back.
[/quote]

Swear to god - I was just about to post the exact same thing. Well…I was going to call it the Sybian 5000 Turbo.

That’s a scary looking machine. How in the hell is a regular guy supposed to compete with a vibrator/horseback play toy?

Damn you RJ. I was so gonna call that some kind of sybian device… You beat me to it.

[quote]TrainerinDC wrote:
Damn you RJ. I was so gonna call that some kind of sybian device… You beat me to it. [/quote]

I don’t know which is more disturbing: The fact that there are three of us that had the same idea, or the fact that there are 3 guys here that know what the sybian is.

Put a stickshift on that motherfucker and I’m ready to ride!

[quote]rainjack wrote:
Swear to god - I was just about to post the exact same thing. Well…I was going to call it the Sybian 5000 Turbo.

That’s a scary looking machine. How in the hell is a regular guy supposed to compete with a vibrator/horseback play toy?

[/quote]

We’ll be ok, until they turn it into a trash compactor, lawn mover, and jar opener. THEN we’re fucked.

It would sell a lot better if it vibrated.

Im sure a lot more than three will have the idea, just won’t post it since its been said already.

I’m sure even more know what a sybian is. It’s a sick sick world we live in these days. Hell, that thing was probably designed by a sybian fan.

[quote]rainjack wrote:
I don’t know which is more disturbing: The fact that there are three of us that had the same idea, or the fact that there are 3 guys here that know what the sybian is. [/quote]

[quote]Doug Adams wrote:

We’ll be ok, until they turn it into a trash compactor, lawn mover, and jar opener. THEN we’re fucked.[/quote]

I pity you, it truly is a sad man that can be replaced by a phallus attached to a vibrating saddle that can mow the lawn.

I can only assume the Sybian 5000 Turbo would be the prototype name. ‘The Bucking Bronco’ or ‘The Bull Dyke’ would be too good for marketing to pass up.

[quote]lucasa wrote:
Doug Adams wrote:

We’ll be ok, until they turn it into a trash compactor, lawn mover, and jar opener. THEN we’re fucked.

I pity you, it truly is a sad man that can be replaced by a phallus attached to a vibrating saddle that can mow the lawn.

I can only assume the Sybian 5000 Turbo would be the prototype name. ‘The Bucking Bronco’ or ‘The Bull Dyke’ would be too good for marketing to pass up.
[/quote]

http://www.sybian.com/sybianindex.html

I think it would be a great addition to any party. Get your lifting buddies together and have several rounds of drinks. Then,load up a barbell, sit on the machine, press the BB overhead and start that damn thing up. Whoever holds it up the longest wins. A core workout combined with great peril is a sure-fire party success.

DB

s just saying she wanted one for Chistmas.

[quote]michael2507 wrote:
Core training at the Brokeback Barbell Gym[/quote]

[photo]288[/photo]

I guess I’ll do this before PGA does.

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
michael2507 wrote:
Core training at the Brokeback Barbell Gym

[photo]288[/photo]

I guess I’ll do this before PGA does.[/quote]

Nice job on photoshopping out your “riding buddy”.

DB

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