A Play

MOM: Pass the wine, please. I want to become crazy.
GRANDMOTHER: Did you see the politics? It made me angry.
DAD: Me, too. When it was over, I had sex.
UNCLE: I�??m having sex right now.
DAD: We all are.
MOM: Let�??s talk about which kid I like the best.
DAD: (laughing) You know, but you won�??t tell.
MOM: If they ask me again, I might tell.
FRIEND FROM WORK: Hey, guess what! My voice is pretty loud!
DAD: (laughing) There are actual monsters in the world, but when my kids ask I pretend like there aren�??t.
MOM: I�??m angry! I�??m angry all of a sudden!
DAD: I�??m angry, too! We�??re angry at each other!
MOM: Now everything is fine.
DAD: We just saw the PG-13 movie. It was so good.
MOM: There was a big sex.
FRIEND FROM WORK: I am the loudest! I am the loudest!
(Everybody laughs.)
MOM: I had a lot of wine, and now I�??m crazy!
GRANDFATHER: Hey, do you guys know what God looks like?
ALL: Yes.
GRANDFATHER: Don�??t tell the kids.

Is it intermission now?

Is there any point to this?

When is that “masterpiece” coming to DVD?

Mr. Sikkario, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

ah, a quick google search found that this little ditty comes from the New Yorker. Still not funny though.