MOM: Pass the wine, please. I want to become crazy.
DAD: O.K.
GRANDMOTHER: Did you see the politics? It made me angry.
DAD: Me, too. When it was over, I had sex.
UNCLE: I�??m having sex right now.
DAD: We all are.
MOM: Let�??s talk about which kid I like the best.
DAD: (laughing) You know, but you won�??t tell.
MOM: If they ask me again, I might tell.
FRIEND FROM WORK: Hey, guess what! My voice is pretty loud!
DAD: (laughing) There are actual monsters in the world, but when my kids ask I pretend like there aren�??t.
MOM: I�??m angry! I�??m angry all of a sudden!
DAD: I�??m angry, too! We�??re angry at each other!
MOM: Now everything is fine.
DAD: We just saw the PG-13 movie. It was so good.
MOM: There was a big sex.
FRIEND FROM WORK: I am the loudest! I am the loudest!
(Everybody laughs.)
MOM: I had a lot of wine, and now I�??m crazy!
GRANDFATHER: Hey, do you guys know what God looks like?
ALL: Yes.
GRANDFATHER: Don�??t tell the kids.
Is it intermission now?
?
Is there any point to this?
When is that “masterpiece” coming to DVD?
Mr. Sikkario, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
ah, a quick google search found that this little ditty comes from the New Yorker. Still not funny though.