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A Meaningful 40th Birthday Gift?

I’m wondering what to get my best friend on his 40th birthday,looking for meaningful but not ghey…thoughts?

[quote]sweatsalot wrote:
I’m wondering what to get my best friend on his 40th birthday,looking for meaningful but not ghey…thoughts?[/quote]

Anything truly meaningful would be personal and we know nothing about him or your relationship with him.

A box of Depend adult diapers, Dentu-Grip, Ex-Lax, and the Lawrence Welk box set.

jessica alba, very tasty

back on track

come on man, put some thought into it, isn’t he your best friend?

-a good wine bottle
-johnny walker or chivas whisky would be something i’d really appreciate (hint hint)
-some stuff for his house/apt…
-art work
-cigars with a nice jet flame
-Biotest supplements
-vip at a strip club

damn jessica looks hot

Sorry more clarification is required, we are were army brats so we’ve knowen each other about 25 years but have been in seperate cites for the last 15. We see each other maybe once a year and keep up by email. He’s a typical bachelor so Jetric’s suggestions are his typical weekend, except the art. Hmmm any suggestions on artists?

My Dad is turning 50 this year and my family is pitching in to get him a Desert Eagle in .50

Pretty much works with every birthday… .45, .40, .44, .32, .38, .25, 9mm haha

Diablo…like it,could be a show stopper though

If you really want to do something meaningful run an ad in his local newspaper saying, “Lordy, lordy, look who’s 40” and put a pic of him as a little kid in with it.

A hooker! Duh!

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
A hooker! Duh![/quote]

and some vigara (sp)

[quote]tootles27 wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
A hooker! Duh!

and some vigara (sp)[/quote]

Vigara, Vigara, Viiiiiiiiiiiiigara !

-The Erection of Seville-

For my fathers 40th birthday, we got him a cake with a tombstone and black socks with white sandals and garters.

He didn’t mind though, inside the cake was keys to a new motorcycle.

[quote]Squiggles wrote:
Inside the cake was keys to a new motorcycle. [/quote]

Did you get him the motorcylce for his 41st? We pulled a stunt like that with my mom and a piano bench. Classic.

Did someone say Viagra?

Who the fuck needs Viagra at age 40?

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Who the fuck needs Viagra at age 40?

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One with ED…or (speaking from experience) one with 3 women at his disposal that wants to make the most of his time.

[quote]sen say wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
Who the fuck needs Viagra at age 40?

One with ED…or (speaking from experience) one with 3 women at his disposal that wants to make the most of his time.[/quote]

Well I was just trying to make the hooker fun unforgetable. Since this is T Nation maybe viagra is a dirty word.

The thing about asking for gift giving advice from a bunch of strangers is you may not get the answers you’re expecting…

[quote]Squiggles wrote:
For my fathers 40th birthday, we got him a cake with a tombstone and black socks with white sandals and garters.

He didn’t mind though, inside the cake was keys to a new motorcycle. [/quote]

Can I adopt you?

[quote]tootles27 wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
A hooker! Duh!

and some vigara (sp)[/quote]

vigara?

classic.