A Locker Room Tale

Who the F is “Kim Possible”? A cartoon character? If we are discusing if watch female cartoon characters is gay. Its not get over it. I remember when I was a kid I would watch Wonder Women, I thought she was hot in that outfit.

Transformers man. That’s all :slight_smile:

[quote]fitone wrote:
If we are discusing if watch female cartoon characters is gay. Its not get over it.[/quote]

Why these sentence making to sound like you not for to speaking the English so good?

It seems to me that watching MALE cartoon characters is more gay. Give me Kim Possible and Daria any day. Why in the world would you NOT watch teenage girls? Check your T-levels, man; I’m not exactly the T poster boy, but DN thinks what you’re saying is just crazy talk.

Besides, you can see Kim Possible’s bellybutton.

[quote]ShortDave wrote:
Almost all cartoons are great for a grown man to watch.[/quote]

That’s one of the many things people overlook about Asian culture when they study longevity and health: in Asian cultures, the adults PLAY. That’s important. The Western world is highly work-oriented; many of us go to our jobs and work, go to the gym and work, go to school and work, then go to sleep until we have to get up for more work.

Even when we go out on the weekends, most of us are too busy working on looking cool and getting laid to have any actual fun. Sometimes we pretend drinking too much and vomiting is fun. That’s how bad it is.

Cartoons are good for you. Laughter is good for you. Spending time around children is good for you.

We pay a lot of attention to feeding our physical bodies, but remember what the dormouse said: feed your head.

Anyone ever catch Dora the Explorer? As a recent parent, I have to be concerned with what’s available for my son to watch when he gets old enough to indulge in television. So I’m often evaluating children’s shows.

Dora would be a great show, from the kid’s perspective. There are lots of moments where Dora shows several items on the screen and says “Where is the salami? Is it here? Is it there?” with long pauses for “audience participation”.

Unfortunately, I can just imagine trying to get some work done with my kids in the living room shouting “YES THERE IT IS NOOOO IT’S OVER THERE NOOOOO NOT THAT OVER THERE LOOK THERE” – so I don’t think I’ll be pointing my kids at that show.

Lately, I’ve been somewhat impressed with Boohbah. It just shows interesting characters and pictures, and gives you NO information other than their names. Even their “story time” includes only a dry reporting of facts, such as “grandma is banging the drum” or “he’s dropped the ball”. So just about everything is left to the viewer’s imagination… which strikes me as so simple it’s brilliant.

[quote]CDarklock wrote:
There are lots of moments where Dora shows several items on the screen and says “Where is the salami? Is it here? Is it there?” with long pauses for “audience participation”.
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Ah, my wife and I play that game all the time. Good times.

Saw a comedian tell this story. Don’t know if it’s true or not:

Friend: Fuck gay people, I hate’em.

Comedian: Why do you say that? They’re not so different from you or me.

Friend: Maybe not so different from you, but I ain’t into guys. (laughs)

Comedian: Really? I bet I can prove you’re at least part gay.

Friend: Yeah right, I’ll bet you can’t.

Comedian: You like to watch porn, right?

Friend: Hell yeah! You know I love porn! (laughs again)

Comedian: You like seeing porn guys with little, flacid dicks and jelly rolls?

Friend: Hell, NO! I like the muscular guys with big, fat, throbbing cocks! (starts to laugh, then turns pale)…oh shit!

Comedian: See, I told you…

I had a simmilar experience once. While I was showering, I noticed this dude looking at my junk. At the time I figured it was an “I’m curious” glance not an “I’m gay” glance, but I was wrong. Walking out of the gym, he walks up to me, makes some random comment about the weather, then says to me “I couldn’t help but notice you in the shower, do you need anything?” It was clear he wanted to suck it, and needless to say, i was completely disgusted. I said not a chance and told the management about him. He didnt show up at that gym again (though I now no longer lift there anyway).

Just reading over a few posts and I second the post of CDarkLock (I hope I got the name right). More the part when he posts info on BooBah. I personally stumbled onto that show when my daughter woke me up one morning because she wanted to go downstairs (we all sleep on an upstairs level and she always gets my wife or I to walk her down the stairs- she was 8mos at the time). So I walk her down and I automatically grab the remote and flip the tv on to PBS. BooBah is on, and she is cracking up laughing and spinning around. SHe is pretty much copying what is on the tv. SO I finish making her breakfast and check out what she is watching. That show is hilarious! 5 colorful stars doing exercises that look fun and most kids get into it without even being told to. The kicker for me to watch it is that the stars fart to move around. First thing after they wake up they fart to begin their day. Of course there is also grandmama and grandpapa, etc. One of the cutest things about the situation too is that the words used on the show is easy enough for your child to say for the first time. Like “Bah Bah” or “Boo Bah”. I found it to be cute when my daughter says that when the show starts up. It gets added to the other 10-15 words she can now say.

thought I’d just support the BooBah.

If you have kids you can’t get around the cartoons. Now I haven’t seen Kimpossible (I have heard the theme), my daughter prefers Totally Spies right now, and previously it was Powerpuff Girls.

Sometimes songs get caught in your head when you hear them and if you happen to be humming the theme to fruity-tooty girly show it doesn’t mean you’re gay (just means you might want to listen to some different music in the car right before you go to the gym, get something else stuck in your mind).

The fact that this guy hit on you really shouldn’t be that big of a deal, it happens. It has happened to me, and I look at it as gay guys have to try to hit on somebody just like most guys have to try to hit on hot girls. You can’t succeed at anything if you don’t try. Now I once had to punch a gay fellow who overstepped his bounds. Verbal advances, okay. Eyeing my goodies in the gym showers, annoying, but whatever. Trying to grab my package, no, that’s a bad idea.

Nobody was hurt really, but I felt a little bit bad, as I don’t like to have to resort to violence, but when your personal space is being invaded you do what you must.

PS

Right after this happened I told my wife (then fiance) and she just thought it was the most hilarious thing. Lately though it’s her that’s always getting hit on by lesbians, so it’s been my turn to laugh.

Sound like this guy wanted to play Ace to your Gary!..but hey…“not that theres anything wrong with that!” to quote a pop culture saying!..ha!..

Speaking of woman super heroes does anyone remember Electro Woman and Dyna Girl a live action batman ripoff with the two scantily clad babes in bondage each week, it changed my life.

That comdeian is Ron White, and that is sooo fuckin true.