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A Little Humour for You All


#1

I was e-mailed this a while ago. I laughed so hard I thought I'd share it with you. Some is offenvise but it's all in good humour.......

Top Ten Ways to Be "The Funny Guy" in your office.

  1. Keep telling the same person that they have bad breath even if they don't. Then punch them in the mouth.

  2. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives you the sympathy remarks, tell everyone how you're just kidding, and tell them that they are all a bunch of queers.

  3. Before a meeting, fill your mouth with custard; then during the meeting put one finger in the air and make like you're hocking up a big loogie, then spit the custard into a glass and hand it to the person next to you and say "beat that!"

  4. Inform a male coworker that he "wouldn't make a good hooker" then piss in his coffee and tell him he needs a good ass fucking.

  5. Always walk around with a big smile and keep one hand down the front of your pants.

  6. Answer every question asked to you with "Fuck if I know!" then call the person a racial slur that doesn't even match their race.

  7. Brag about the fact that you own a gun, and keep playing with your nuts, getting them really sweaty, then walk around shaking everyone's hand.

  8. Run down the hall with your dick out while urinating all over and yell "IT WON'T STOP! GOD HELP ME! IT WON'T STOP!" then when it stops look down and say "ohhhhh..."

  9. Ask to borrow someone else's pen; bring it to the bathroom; stick it in your ass; return it and tell the person to smell it; when they say that it smells bad say, "Well it should! I had it in my ass!"

  10. Shit on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and sees it, tell them its the fake plastic kind -- when they try to pick it up and realize that their hand is full of shit, laugh and point.


#2

Dude thanks this funny


#3

Here's another to add to the list:

At a meeting sit down next to a coworker that you hate.

Then during the meeting, jump out of your chair while grabbing your crotch and scream, "What the F*ck!" while staring angrily at the coworker.


#4

Remycc88, now THAT was funny.


#5

That's FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!


#6

You guys are fucked up...thats probably why I like you.


#7

Yeah, hilarious.

Your screen name is Big Willie "Style?

I don't think so.

why the hell do I respond to these and send them to the top of the posts?!