So here I am walking to the college gym, I’m like 20 yards from the entrance just envisioning the workout ahead, the pleasure and pain that I am about to put myself through.
I get closer, still thinking those same thoughts, but I am interrupted because I feel something hit my forearm. I look down and there it is…A fucking white splatter of shit, I quickly look up and a pigeon is flying overhead, looking to make sure he hit his target.
What an Asshole.
Fortunately there was only 1 guy in the vicinity, we had a good laugh. That could have been oh so much worse.
Immediately after it happened I envisioned the Fail pic of that little asian kid getting attacked/shit on by a pigeon hahaha.
Whew what a day.