This is not a wind up
this is a genuine exchange that took place between me and a 15 year old I do not know on another website:
have you taken roids? I want to take them to get bigger for football because I work out 3 times a week and havent had any big gains, but people say they will mess me up big time, and i cant find anywhere to get them.
How old are you mate?
Im only 15. I know thats young for roids, but a dude at my school got on them a couple years ago when he was 16 and he presses 425 for a max and weighs 200.
Ok heres the deal
I know a lot about AAS (roids) and I do not give a shit what your mates do I am telling you right now if you touch the stuff before you are 21 you are fucked for life, I really mean that
I ADVOCATE STEROID USE, IF DONE PROPERLY STEROIDS CAN REALLY IMPROVE YOUR LIFE.
bUT NOT AT YOUR AGE, YOU COULD ACTUALLY CLOSE YOUR GROWTH PLATES AND YOU WILL ACTUALLY STOP YOUR OWN NATURAL GROWTH!
tHAT IS FACT MATE, SERIOUSLY PLEASE DO NOT EVEN CONSIDER IT
Oops just realised that was all in caps.. never mind, it is very easy to take some pills right? yes but you do not know anything about steroids and you need to understand that you have to take other very stong substances to help you come off a cycle. If you do not know about this stuff you are an absoloute idiot putting extremely strong chemicals into your body
I can show you pictures of a really good High school footballer that messed around with steroids at the age of 17
The pictures I have are of him at 18 and he has breasts, yes breasts, floppy womens tits! And they can only be removed by surgery and everyone will know why you grew tits, cos you took steroids.
Also there are a lot of fake steroids around are you willing to risk taking pills bought from some guy at the gym?
I can answer almost anymore questions you may have but please do not be tempted, those guys at your school taking stuff are really stupid, I promise in a few years they will seriously regret it.
Also one last thing please never again use the term 'roids' please use AAS or steroids, if you talked about 'roids' in my gym you would get slapped hard!
I do not know the guy he is in the US, if I could slap him I would but I can't, do you think I did enough to put him off?
I hope so.
There must be thousands of kids like him willing to take anything to bench more weight.... Jesus Christ!