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A 10 Camel Bounty is Way to High!

So an Al Qaeda offshoot is willing to pay 10 camels for information leading to Obama. I think I can help them with one word “GOOGLE” LOL

http://news.yahoo.com/al-qaeda-offshoot-offers-camels-obamas-head-hens-165924543--abc-news-topstories.html

From the way some US “citizens” talk about Obama, I wouldn’t be surprised if some of them took these scum up on their offer.

As for me, I’ll do my part for the brave (lol) freedom (lol) fighters (lol). Through painstaking research, I have ascertained the whereabouts of Obama.

I’ll take those camels now.

[quote]Makavali wrote:
From the way some US “citizens” talk about Obama, I wouldn’t be surprised if some of them took these scum up on their offer.

As for me, I’ll do my part for the brave (lol) freedom (lol) fighters (lol). Through painstaking research, I have ascertained the whereabouts of Obama.

I’ll take those camels now.[/quote]

If you want the 20 chickens as well you better spill the details on Clinton also. Because everybody knows if you have camels then you better have some damn chickens!

The 20 chickens sound like a better deal for the common man. With 10 hens & 10 roosters you could build an empire.

[quote]Makavali wrote:
From the way some US “citizens” talk about Obama, I wouldn’t be surprised if some of them took these scum up on their offer.

[/quote]

Actually a Joe Biden presidency was considered a paramount act of terrorism by Osama bin Laden and worthy of pursuing as a means to harm America.

Source: (ABC and CNN) http://www.newsy.com/videos/bin-laden-planned-to-kill-obama-elevate-biden-to-presidency

Anyway, conservatives don’t kill the president even if he’s a socialist. It’s just not good manners.

[quote]lanchefan1 wrote:
So an Al Qaeda offshoot is willing to pay 10 camels for information leading to Obama. I think I can help them with one word “GOOGLE” LOL

http://news.yahoo.com/al-qaeda-offshoot-offers-camels-obamas-head-hens-165924543--abc-news-topstories.html
[/quote]

Shit, I’ll give them the address:
1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Washington DC, 20001

So how do I go about getting my Camels? Filtered or unfiltered?

[quote]pat wrote:

[quote]lanchefan1 wrote:
So an Al Qaeda offshoot is willing to pay 10 camels for information leading to Obama. I think I can help them with one word “GOOGLE” LOL

http://news.yahoo.com/al-qaeda-offshoot-offers-camels-obamas-head-hens-165924543--abc-news-topstories.html
[/quote]

Shit, I’ll give them the address:
1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Washington DC, 20001

So how do I go about getting my Camels? Filtered or unfiltered?[/quote]

Pat, without the chickens this deal isn’t worth it!

[quote]Cuso wrote:
The 20 chickens sound like a better deal for the common man. With 10 hens & 10 roosters you could build an empire.[/quote]

Or be on your way to help feed one.

[quote]lanchefan1 wrote:

[quote]pat wrote:

[quote]lanchefan1 wrote:
So an Al Qaeda offshoot is willing to pay 10 camels for information leading to Obama. I think I can help them with one word “GOOGLE” LOL

http://news.yahoo.com/al-qaeda-offshoot-offers-camels-obamas-head-hens-165924543--abc-news-topstories.html
[/quote]

Shit, I’ll give them the address:
1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Washington DC, 20001

So how do I go about getting my Camels? Filtered or unfiltered?[/quote]

Pat, without the chickens this deal isn’t worth it![/quote]

True, have sex with the chickens and then smoke a Camel…sounds like a complete evening.

[quote]pat wrote:

[quote]lanchefan1 wrote:

[quote]pat wrote:

[quote]lanchefan1 wrote:
So an Al Qaeda offshoot is willing to pay 10 camels for information leading to Obama. I think I can help them with one word “GOOGLE” LOL

http://news.yahoo.com/al-qaeda-offshoot-offers-camels-obamas-head-hens-165924543--abc-news-topstories.html
[/quote]

Shit, I’ll give them the address:
1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Washington DC, 20001

So how do I go about getting my Camels? Filtered or unfiltered?[/quote]

Pat, without the chickens this deal isn’t worth it![/quote]

True, have sex with the chickens and then smoke a Camel…sounds like a complete evening.[/quote]

Are you trying to earn your 72 virgins? LOL At least you’re not going to have sex with the camel!