Ok, so I’ve been hanging out on another 9-11 thread and it impresses me that the whole topic needs a reworking. So T-dudes & T-dudesses, let’s put together the ultimate 9-11 conspiracy theory here.
Remember, we need gaps in logic, unverifiable hypotheses, demonic public officials and the Laws of Physics have been completely deregulated.
I’ll start. The twin towers came down because when they were built a secret government edict had all of the implosion charged in place at the time of the construction. Since they were made starting in 1966, we see that Richard M. Nixon is the real culprit here. So, was he also a covert Islamicist? Were his Quaker roots just forgeries? He sure didn’t act like any Quaker I’ve met. You decide.
Pentagon planners obviously knew we were going to have to invade Iraq someday (even in the 60’s already!), probably to offset any national shortages of sand. Since they want to invade everybody, doesn’t this mean that most big buildings are awaiting the destruction order? Inquiring minds want to know! Real believers, knights that they are and shining paragons of virtue will, of course, want to start crawling through the ductwork of every skyscraper they can to diffuse any thermite charges. The fact that building security and the police want to stop you just proves they are all in on it.
Your turn. Don’t disappoint!