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[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
Tristram wrote:
If you are that fat, how do you perform basic everyday movements, like tying your shoes or walking through doorways?

Forget that man. Imagine not being able to attract a girl and not being able to reach yourself.[/quote]

Ask your mom to help you out?

oh wait…

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[quote]Otep wrote:
DoubleDuce wrote:
Tristram wrote:
If you are that fat, how do you perform basic everyday movements, like tying your shoes or walking through doorways?

Forget that man. Imagine not being able to attract a girl and not being able to reach yourself.

Ask your mom to help you out?

oh wait…

[/quote]

Or your sister, Joe Dirt style.

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[quote]EG wrote:
It is just his off-season bulk in my opinion.[/quote]

That had me chuckling.

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[quote]Tristram wrote:
If you are that fat, how do you perform basic everyday movements, like tying your shoes or walking through doorways?

[/quote]

Forget that, how does he wipe is own ass?

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[quote]ryanjm wrote:
Tristram wrote:
If you are that fat, how do you perform basic everyday movements, like tying your shoes or walking through doorways?

Forget that, how does he wipe is own ass?[/quote]

They actually make sticks that reach around for you to wipe. I cannot find them now but Shugs wrote about them some time ago.

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Here we go. Give yourself the reach around, excellent stocking stuffer.