500 Lb. Man Accused Of Fast-Food Scam

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500-Pound Man Accused Of Fast-Food Scam

A 500-pound man in Seminole County, Fla., was arrested Tuesday on suspicion of scamming fast-food restaurants out of large amounts of milk shakes and tacos, according to a Local 6 News report.

http://www.local6.com/news/5527928/detail.html

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Local 6 News reported that Jolicoeur has been arrested more than 24 times on charges of burglary, drugs and domestic problems, Local 6 News reported.[/quote]

I guess “3 strikes” doesn’t apply?

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Domestic problems?

one, He has a women?
two, How fucking big is she that she cant get away from this guy?
scamming fast food resturants for grub is about all I can see this guy doing.

Then again a friend did tell me he went on a call to cut a wall out of a house to get out the 700 lbs guy who died inside. He was the areas biggestet crack dealer. Go figure all that without leaving his house.

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700 lb crack dealer? There is some irony there somewhere…

(Unless you meant your friend was the area’s biggest crack dealer. Haha!)

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I have known some big guys that deal and are pretty big, I have never seen a 700 pound man that delt. The biggest guy I have seen was a guy that was 415 or so. The guy ended up getting shot by like 50 bullets after he had some and thought he’d take on a whole department of cops with just 6 bullets and a revolver.

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[quote]Sabrina wrote:
700 lb crack dealer? There is some irony there somewhere…[/quote]
LMAO

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[quote]Sabrina wrote:
700 lb crack dealer? There is some irony there somewhere…

(Unless you meant your friend was the area’s biggest crack dealer. Haha!)[/quote]

I have met several fat cocaine addicts. I really cant imagine how much eating you have to do to stay fat, I mean big, when you use a powerful stimulant several times a day every day. If your going to ruin yourlife with cocaine then at least benifit in some way.

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Am I understanding this right? I’ve seen some overweight police officers, even a couple of firefighters…but honestly, talk about a stretch.

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Just because you’re addicted to stimulants doesn’t mean you’ll be skinny, it just means you can eat really, really fast.

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that guys fat mug makes me laugh.
the only scam i’ve ever done to a fast food joint is order a double wopper, take a patty off go back to line saying they gave me a single instead of double (show receipt for proof), get new burger and put old patty on new burger for a cheap triple stack. WOOT!