Name 5 things you’d willingly cut off a toe to have.
[quote]dday wrote:
Name 5 things you’d willingly cut off a toe to have.
I’d cut off my toe have:
[quote]Magicpunch wrote:
[quote]dday wrote:
Name 5 things you’d willingly cut off a toe to have.
I’d cut off my toe have:
You son of a bitch!
It would really depend on which toe. One of the smaller ones I’d get rid of for (comparatively) minor things. The big toe though, that’s an entire different ball game.
Financial security. Hell, I’d probably let one of the smaller toes go for a year’s salary. To be stupidly rich I could get rid of two toes.
A guarantee of good health.
A life time supply of “special supplements”
Unlimited sex
A career as a professional athlete
[quote]dday wrote:
[quote]Magicpunch wrote:
[quote]dday wrote:
Name 5 things you’d willingly cut off a toe to have.
I’d cut off my toe have:
You son of a bitch![/quote]
Heh, just kidding. Btw, is it a pure wish regarding no. 1 or do you have talented sporting offspring? That’s one of my wishes too, but in a different sport.
[quote]Magicpunch wrote:
[quote]dday wrote:
Name 5 things you’d willingly cut off a toe to have.
I’d cut off my toe have:
lol…quality.
Who am I fooling? I’ll only cut off 2 toes as I won’t need more than 3 minutes.
[quote]strengthstudent wrote:
Financial security. Hell, I’d probably let one of the smaller toes go for a year’s salary. To be stupidly rich I could get rid of two toes.
A guarantee of good health.
A life time supply of “special supplements”
Unlimited sex
A career as a professional athlete
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The perfect five
[quote]Nards wrote:
I’d cut off 5 toes if I could have 2 hours with these coworkers of mine.
Who am I fooling? I’ll only cut off 2 toes as I won’t need more than 3 minutes.[/quote]
Hmmm, Well I’m not cutting off toes or anything but I think I may have had 30 min with both of them while stationed on Oahu. The one in the orange dress opened the door.
I’d cut off a toe to have nothing bad ever happen to my wife and son.
(see what I did there?)
I’d cut off a toe for:
The ability to regrow a toe
The money to afford a new bionic toe
Superpowers similar to Dragonball Z
Any amount of money over a million.
V
[quote]strengthstudent wrote:
Financial security. Hell, I’d probably let one of the smaller toes go for a year’s salary. To be stupidly rich I could get rid of two toes.
A guarantee of good health.
A life time supply of “special supplements”
Unlimited sex
A career as a professional athlete
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You’d cut off a toe to guarantee good health? No one is seeing the irony here?
I might be the only one who wouldn’t do it for money. I mean, unless you’re talking upwards of 8 figures, there is ALWAYS more stuff to spend money on…look at all the pro athletes who live week-to-week. I can honestly say that, even though it sounds good in theory, I don’t think I’d be a happier person with more cash.
In no particular order:
Be famous. Would be a kick to see people reading into every move you make or thing you say…I would mindfuck the public constantly
Discover the secret to harnessing fusion (or some other infinitely renewable energy source)
Be the first to contact alien life
Walk on the moon
Play in the NBA
Yes I’m a dork, why do you ask?
Yeah. Fuck my toe. I’ve broken all my toes and most of the bones in my feet and I have some nerve damage anyway so I might not even feel that much. I can just cauterize that shit and never miss a squat workout, dude! Good health to me is a rockin’ immune system, no infections, a functioning body (can’t have unlimited sex with ED, can we?), and no disease in general. A wound is not necessarily a major event affecting health. Plus, I got nine more right?
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I’d cut off a toe to have nothing bad ever happen to my wife and son.
(see what I did there?)[/quote]
I don’t see. Is there some sort of trick here where no one can turn it around?
[quote]strengthstudent wrote:
Financial security. Hell, I’d probably let one of the smaller toes go for a year’s salary. To be stupidly rich I could get rid of two toes.
A guarantee of good health.
A life time supply of “special supplements”
Unlimited sex
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You know, if the wish-genie were kind of an ass (and let’s face it, power does sort of turn people into assholes), this would give him one hell of an opportunity to abuse your not-very-specific wording 
Kind of Ahmed The Dead Terrorist -style… “Did they ever specifically tell you that it’d be all female virgins in paradise?” “What? I’ve been screwed!”[quote]
5. A career as a professional athlete
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[quote]Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
You know, if the wish-genie were kind of an ass (and let’s face it, power does sort of turn people into assholes), this would give him one hell of an opportunity to abuse your not-very-specific wording [quote]
5. A career as a professional athlete
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HAHA! Fucking table tennis or some shit! Can I still get crazy amounts of pussy though?
[quote]strengthstudent wrote:
[quote]Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
You know, if the wish-genie were kind of an ass (and let’s face it, power does sort of turn people into assholes), this would give him one hell of an opportunity to abuse your not-very-specific wording [quote]
5. A career as a professional athlete
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HAHA! Fucking table tennis or some shit! Can I still get crazy amounts of pussy though?[/quote]
I actually meant the sex part, but you’re right, the career thing works for that as well 
[quote]Magicpunch wrote:
[quote]dday wrote:
[quote]Magicpunch wrote:
[quote]dday wrote:
Name 5 things you’d willingly cut off a toe to have.
I’d cut off my toe have:
You son of a bitch![/quote]
Heh, just kidding. Btw, is it a pure wish regarding no. 1 or do you have talented sporting offspring? That’s one of my wishes too, but in a different sport.
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Purely wishing. He’s only 18 months old right now but I’d love for him have the desire to play football and actually be good.
