You spend more time asking questions about what to do, rather than getting your ass out there and doing it.
You spend more time reading and arguing with people on forums, rather than reading articles or books from some of the best coaches and authors in the business.
You can't describe the training style of Arnold versus Dorian, Ronnie versus Mentzer, or Nimrod King versus Branch Warren.
You substitute pull downs for pull ups, leg extensions for squats, machine presses for heavy ass benching.
You still think red meat and egg yolks are bad for you. HA!
For those who have a physique worthy of noting, please add......