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420lbs and Unknown Pegnancy

I know how my “Nation” Brothers and Sisters love these Life Affirming stories.

Seems like a Paris-Hilton Lookalike was pregnant…AND DIDN’T KNOW IT!

(Well…Paris Hilton about 410lbs HEAVIER!)

Baby is healthy…

Mom is…Mom…

And DAD?

Someone PLEASE tell me it was artificial insemination…pleeease???

http://www.cnn.com/video/player/player.html?url=/video/offbeat/2007/03/03/sotvo.ca.surprise.pregnancy.kabc&wm=10

Mufasa

Ah the wonders of life.

And ah at the apparant effects of a lot of tequilla and maybe blindness.

I’ve got two kids, and I don’t understand how a woman can possibly be pregnant and not know it.

I guess it’s just that you feel so crappy all the time from lugging around a few hundred extra pounds that it’s no big deal to add a few more.

[quote]dragonmamma wrote:
I’ve got two kids, and I don’t understand how a woman can possibly be pregnant and not know it.

I guess it’s just that you feel so crappy all the time from lugging around a few hundred extra pounds that it’s no big deal to add a few more.[/quote]

Question, do you think someone who lets their body slide to over 400lbs of goo is any good at “listening” to their body? My guess is, the only thing she pays attention to is whether she’s hungry…again. Out of 420lbs, how would anyone notice an extra 15 along for the ride? She is probably still digesting last month’s binge of doughnuts and chocolate covered fried Snickers. Who can possibly tell the difference between a baby and bad ass heartburn from your 30th meal for today?

[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:
Ah the wonders of life.

And ah at the apparant effects of a lot of tequilla and maybe blindness.[/quote]

Heck, the guy still had to feel his way ‘there’, so I’m calling vodka, enough to drown a whale, and heavy drugs as well.

Still, its a funny side effect of super-obesity: the fact that a 30-some pounds weight gain can go unnoticed.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
dragonmamma wrote:
I’ve got two kids, and I don’t understand how a woman can possibly be pregnant and not know it.

I guess it’s just that you feel so crappy all the time from lugging around a few hundred extra pounds that it’s no big deal to add a few more.

Question, do you think someone who lets their body slide to over 400lbs of goo is any good at “listening” to their body? My guess is, the only thing she pays attention to is whether she’s hungry…again. Out of 420lbs, how would anyone notice an extra 15 along for the ride? She is probably still digesting last month’s binge of doughnuts and chocolate covered fried Snickers. Who can possibly tell the difference between a baby and bad ass heartburn from your 30th meal for today?[/quote]

Exactly.

I’m wondering how this woman can go nine months and not realise that she’s not having a period?

[quote]thrasher wrote:
Professor X wrote:
dragonmamma wrote:
I’ve got two kids, and I don’t understand how a woman can possibly be pregnant and not know it.

I guess it’s just that you feel so crappy all the time from lugging around a few hundred extra pounds that it’s no big deal to add a few more.

Question, do you think someone who lets their body slide to over 400lbs of goo is any good at “listening” to their body? My guess is, the only thing she pays attention to is whether she’s hungry…again. Out of 420lbs, how would anyone notice an extra 15 along for the ride? She is probably still digesting last month’s binge of doughnuts and chocolate covered fried Snickers. Who can possibly tell the difference between a baby and bad ass heartburn from your 30th meal for today?

Exactly.

I’m wondering how this woman can go nine months and not realise that she’s not having a period?[/quote]

I question how she would know she was having a period anyway. Not being able to see your genital area at all probably makes that whole distinction a little iffy to begin with. I am sure hygiene is a delight as well.

“What’s that smell?!”

“…and has anyone seen the cat lately?”

Prof, you’re gross. Even more so 'cause I think you have a point. Brings to mind that ‘Fat think tank’ thread where the goal was to reach immobility. A guy even suggested drinking liquid butter to get there…

I think I’m gonna fast tonight

WHO IS HER BOYFRIEND THAT WOULD F THAT TOOTHLESS JURASIC LARDASS?!!? Seriously, barf.

Doesn’t say much for the whole importance of prenatal care now does it? Just goes to show, like TC pointed out, after something has been done 6 billion times or so, it’s just not that special anymore.

I imagine she does not have a scale capable of weighing herself, hence 30 pounds would not have been noticed.

I first thought the other lady in the video was mommy #2, and it was an immaculate conception…

You all just HATIN’!

Betcha’ if you get Baby Girl a box of “Ding Dongs” she can WORK it!

Okay…

Just a scary thought that brought on a seizure…

Can you imagine the AROMA in the room when Paris and her “lover” were “Doin’ the Humpty Dump”?

Must have been this strange mixture of burning rubber; old used panties; greasy cooch and cheese; dried crap and “Charmin”, mixed with the smell of Fried Chicken and Doritoes…

Baby Girl must of looked up at the ceiling and said “You DONE yet, Billy Bob?”

(Okay…I’m sick…the Mods can ban me now…)

…The Little Guy was pretty cute, though…!

Mufasa

Okay. So normally i try not to be judgmental about people and their appearances and so forth.

but in this case?

burn it - send it to hell.

those teeth and the fatness and the way she talks?

just imagine what a prize t-man that boyfriend must be.

I seriously threw up in my mouth a little.


Allow me to shed light on the possible logistics involved in the romance and subsequent conception.

i think they should send a expidition to check if theres anymore

[quote]Mufasa wrote:
You all just HATIN’!

Betcha’ if you get Baby Girl a box of “Ding Dongs” she can WORK it!

Okay…

Just a scary thought that brought on a seizure…

Can you imagine the AROMA in the room when Paris and her “lover” were “Doin’ the Humpty Dump”?

Must have been this strange mixture of burning rubber; old used panties; greasy cooch and cheese; dried crap and “Charmin”, mixed with the smell of Fried Chicken and Doritoes…

Baby Girl must of looked up at the ceiling and said “You DONE yet, Billy Bob?”

(Okay…I’m sick…the Mods can ban me now…) [/quote]

Laughing my fucking ass off (while puking my fucking brains out.)

Damn you, Mufasa! Between you and the Prof’s

[quote]I am sure hygiene is a delight as well.

“What’s that smell?!”

“…and has anyone seen the cat lately?”[/quote],

I’m done eating for the day.

[quote]Wayland wrote:
i think they should send a expidition to check if theres anymore [/quote]

Best.Post!!

[quote]Mufasa wrote:
…The Little Guy was pretty cute, though…!

Mufasa[/quote]

And I hope he receives better dental care than the mother.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
dragonmamma wrote:
I’ve got two kids, and I don’t understand how a woman can possibly be pregnant and not know it.

I guess it’s just that you feel so crappy all the time from lugging around a few hundred extra pounds that it’s no big deal to add a few more.

Question, do you think someone who lets their body slide to over 400lbs of goo is any good at “listening” to their body? My guess is, the only thing she pays attention to is whether she’s hungry…again. Out of 420lbs, how would anyone notice an extra 15 along for the ride? She is probably still digesting last month’s binge of doughnuts and chocolate covered fried Snickers. Who can possibly tell the difference between a baby and bad ass heartburn from your 30th meal for today?[/quote]

And extrapolating further, how did she even know she gave birth? Who could tell the difference between a newborn trapped in their size 84 granny-panties and just another new fold of flesh?