3 Items to Buy to Freak Out a Cashier

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A lot of lube

A watermelon

A shoe horn

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When I bought magnums and lube, the two European chicks behind me as well as the casher we’re very interested in what I was up to.

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[quote]CaliforniaLaw wrote:
When I bought magnums and lube, the two European chicks behind me as well as the casher we’re very interested in what I was up to.[/quote]

Magnums? You mean the ice cream?

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A case of rubber chickens
A gallon of KY Jelly and…
A kiddie pool

oops, wrong thread…

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[quote]CaliforniaLaw wrote:
When I bought magnums and lube, the two European chicks behind me as well as the casher we’re very interested in what I was up to.[/quote]

That was mainly due to the fact that you and your boyfriend were trying them on in the dressing room, and they were getting ready to call the cops.

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  1. cat food
  2. fishing pole
  3. lobster bib
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  1. Cheese Grater
  2. Icy-Hot
  3. Car Battery
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Go to the pharmasist area and ask to check out there.

Then load your items:

  1. Secrets of Methamphetamine Manufacture 7th Ed. by Uncle Fester
  2. Lye
  3. Then tell the pharmacist you need some Pseudoephedrine for a ranging headache. (lol pseudo is for sinuses)

(BTW, Uncle Fester’s book is shit(not the shit; shit. It is just a good title)

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shovel
rope
knife

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a) 1-1/2" PVC pipe

b) Astro Glide

c) Hamster food

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[quote]Uncle Gabby wrote:
a) 1-1/2" PVC pipe

b) Astro Glide

c) Hamster food[/quote]

Zing!

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[quote]Makavali wrote:
Uncle Gabby wrote:
a) 1-1/2" PVC pipe

b) Astro Glide

c) Hamster food

Zing![/quote]

YOU INSENSITIVE CLOD!!!1

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We were digging up some plumbing pipe in the back yard and had to run to the hardware store for some supplies.

The cashier looked at me funny for a second before ringing up:
shovel
duct tape
hack saw

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[quote]dk44 wrote:
CaliforniaLaw wrote:
When I bought magnums and lube, the two European chicks behind me as well as the casher we’re very interested in what I was up to.

That was mainly due to the fact that you and your boyfriend were trying them on in the dressing room, and they were getting ready to call the cops.[/quote]

lol

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I felt a bit strange buying a six pack of softdrink and a bottle of metholated spirits. (I was making an alcohol stove.)

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[quote]Artem wrote:
1 pregnancy test
1 wire hangar
1 garbage bag

flashlight if you wanna make it complete[/quote]

Replace garbage bag with tylenol and youre good to go.

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I was on vacation, and from the little quickie mart near my hotel i bought.

  1. tanning lotion
  2. bodybuilding mag
  3. condoms
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[quote]Defekt wrote:
Artem wrote:
1 pregnancy test
1 wire hangar
1 garbage bag

flashlight if you wanna make it complete

Replace garbage bag with tylenol and youre good to go.[/quote]

Yeah seriously - sometimes her screaming gives me a headache.

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Several bottles of liquor and diapers.

Then pretend that you are a few dollars short, look into your cart for a few seconds and return the diapers.

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[quote]Natural Nate wrote:
Defekt wrote:
Artem wrote:
1 pregnancy test
1 wire hangar
1 garbage bag

flashlight if you wanna make it complete

Replace garbage bag with tylenol and youre good to go.

Yeah seriously - sometimes her screaming gives me a headache.[/quote]

I hate how women always say we never do anything for them.