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3 Items to Buy to Freak Out a Cashier

Simple question, what 3 items would you get at walmart that would really freak out the person ringing you up at the cash register.

I’d go with

  1. a children’s dvd
  2. rope
  3. Bumper sticker that reads ‘if the van is a rockin’, don’t come a knockin’
  1. Gun
  2. Balaclava
  3. Plastic fasteners

white sheets, lumber, gasoline

only if the cashier is black.

1 - a barney and friends dvd
2 - the biggest redbull available
3 - a wave cap

  1. Lubricant

  2. Carrot

  3. Thank You card to a grandmother

…I cheated though, the carrot part came from that dude who wrote Fight Club in an essay about sexual addiction.

Denture adhesive, adult diapers, and condoms.

And at the last minute I’d return the condoms.

1.) A 40 pound lack of NaOH (Lye)
2.) A huge handsaw
3.) A pack of Bubblicious gum (to avert suspicion)

[quote]Natural Nate wrote:

  1. Lubricant

  2. Carrot

  3. Thank You card to a grandmother

…I cheated though, the carrot part came from that dude who wrote Fight Club in an essay about sexual addiction.[/quote]

Have you read “Snuff” yet?

[quote]LIFTICVSMAXIMVS wrote:
Natural Nate wrote:

  1. Lubricant

  2. Carrot

  3. Thank You card to a grandmother

…I cheated though, the carrot part came from that dude who wrote Fight Club in an essay about sexual addiction.

Have you read “Snuff” yet?[/quote]

I read Fight Club. Started Invisible Monsters, got really bored. I think that was 4 years ago and haven’t bothered with his stuff since - except for that essay which was linked from this site.

Handsaw

Neosporin

BandAids

Binoculars

KY Jelly

Ladder

and a $.05 shopping bag, duh?! plastic of course.

Rifle
Bullets
List of known local pedophiles

Oh wait, I’m supposed to freak them out.

1 pregnancy test
1 wire hangar
1 garbage bag

flashlight if you wanna make it complete

duct tape
hack saw
rubber gloves

I’ve been listening to death metal again.

Rope, soap, chair.

A lot of lotion
A rope
A bucket

Rubber Gloves
Knife
Hairpins

Years ago my room mate worked in a drugstore. Her favourites were the guys that purchased:

Penthouse
Quelada (sp - crab cream)
Condoms

Set of Salt and Pepper Shakers

Salt

Pepper Spray