OK. update guys. have you noticed the signs up on the walls that say something like this:
"have a question? ask one of our professional staff members in a yellow shirt."
ok. awesome. they had this sign up for several weeks before i saw anyone wearing them. that, in and of itself, is entertaining. it's as if they are advertising that you should ask but that they do not have anyone that knows. now, i have seen a couple of professionals wearing the yellow shirts. professional in the same way that that retarded girl on the fryolator is an executive chef, but anyway ...
my dilemma ... i really really really would like to ask them something, but i just don't know what. i have a few ideas, but ... my best one so far:
my name isn't smith. can i still use this machine to tone up?