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2008 Celebrity Death Pool


Predict Name of Next Celebrity Death in 2008.
Tie Breaker: Month of Death

Rules:

  1. Gotta be somewhat famous, picture of person needed.

  2. Can not pick Death Row Inmates. Playboy Models O.K.

  3. Can not pick Magic Johnson, because he’s MAGIC.

  4. Tempering is prohibited, remember THOU SHALL NOT KILL.

  5. Contest entry deadline: December 31, 2007.

  6. Prize: 2 lbs of TKO’s RESPEKT and 1 Pound of BC’s Best.

  7. Bonus: 1 Morbid Point for each person you wish would die.

Death Pool Summary:

TKOWKD1 - Albert Hofman
Carl Spackler - Amy Winehouse
sen say - Bob Barker
Pookie - Fidel Castro
rrjc5488 - Jessica Alba’s baby (Dude don’t be cruel)!
Ghost22 - Paris Hilton
hockechamp14 - Rowdy Roddy Piper
dragonmamma - Ross Perot or George Burns (Pick One Only)
40&Big - cocksucker (It looks like Jose Cansecos twin)
doiron - Kirk Douglas aka Spartacus (Great film, watch it)
dk44 - Vern Troyer
slt - Mark Mangino
Testy1 - Dick Chaney
Chewie aka PANOOA - Pull A Name Out of Ones Ass - Scott Weiland
christine - Brittney Spears, DIE BEE-ATCH DIE!

sen say don’t try to be smarter than your fathers kid!
John Doe is not a valid entry since male corpses or emergency room patients whose identity is unknown are known by the name John Doe. UNKNOWN doesn’t = CELEBRITY.

GET 'EM WHILE THEY’RE STILL WARM!

TKO’s Pick: Albert Hofman - Discovered LSD.

Month: April, 2008.

Bonus: Britney & Osama bin Laden

First of all, why are you using a pic from Deathproof? Isn’t that counter intuitive? haha

Second of all, I don’t wish death to anyone (mostly), but I’m going to feel very, very, very creeped out if I’m right.

Third of all, with that off my conscience, I’ll say Amy Winehouse. It would suck because I like her voice., but she’s just such a trainwreck right now.

Edit: For when, I’ll say March 20, first day of spring. Rejuvenation. Rebirth. Everything’s blooming. All that crap. :slight_smile:

[quote]Carl Spackler wrote:
First of all, why are you using a pic from Deathproof? Isn’t that counter intuitive? haha

[/quote]

Deathproof Smethproof, cars and skulls are cool.
Ugly chicks with fat cats and crappy blanket, not so much.

Got a better image, post it and I’ll edit it.


I’ve got some respect for him now after reading his Wikkipedia entry…but…his number’s up in oh eight…Bob Barker…Come on Down !

[quote]TKOWKD1 wrote:
Carl Spackler wrote:
First of all, why are you using a pic from Deathproof? Isn’t that counter intuitive? haha

Deathproof Smethproof, cars and skulls are cool.
Ugly chicks with fat cats and crappy blanket, not so much.

Got a better image, post it and I’ll edit it.
[/quote]

I got nothin. I defer to you, sir.

Castro

No way he makes it to 2009.

Ariel Sharon

It’s ok to pick more than one, right?

With any luck, I can bank all the already incapacitated ones. Hehe.

[quote]pookie wrote:
Ariel Sharon

[/quote]

Why’d you post a pic of Post-Slimfast Tommy Lasorda ? Can’t be that tough to find a pic of Ariel Sharon…


Ariel Sharon, take 2.

[quote]sen say wrote:
pookie wrote:
Ariel Sharon

Why’d you post a pic of Post-Slimfast Tommy Lasorda ? Can’t be that tough to find a pic of Ariel Sharon…[/quote]

There you go.

They do look uncannily alike.

Do the other-dimensional lizardmen that run the world have a limited supply of different human costumes?

[quote]pookie wrote:
Castro

No way he makes it to 2009.
[/quote]

Damn…that was MY pick. I found an awesome pic of him staring death’s door down.

[quote]LIFTICVSMAXIMVS wrote:

Damn…that was MY pick. I found an awesome pic of him staring death’s door down.[/quote]

Is this the pic you had in mind LIFTY?

First come first serve. Get 'em while they’re hot, ehm warm.

Jessica Alba’s baby.

Or is it lions who eat their young?

Paris Hilton.

Oct 2008, I’m hoping for an extra special birthday…

Rowdy Roddy Piper

[quote]pookie wrote:
They do look uncannily alike.

Do the other-dimensional lizardmen that run the world have a limited supply of different human costumes?
[/quote]

I think so. That’s why I’m having a hard time deciding between Ross Perot, George Burns, and Stephen Hawking. Or did George Burns die already? I forget.

[quote]dragonmamma wrote:

I think so. That’s why I’m having a hard time deciding between Ross Perot, George Burns, and Stephen Hawking. Or did George Burns die already? I forget.[/quote]

Just got off the phone with Satan, and He confirms that, indeed, George Burns.

You think after today somebody isn’t going to whack this cocksucker?
When? The sooner the better.

Are we limited to one? Because I am really torn between Ernest Borgnine and Kirk Douglas…