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2007 T-Nation Predictions

2007 T-Nation Predictions

rrjc and Rockscar will finally get married.

The Mods will reject posts from people who’s first post is a photo.

Newb’s will finally use the search function.

AG1 will have at least 5 more avatars that will make the T-Men wank.

TC will come out and tell us that Anaconda was an April fools joke.

Professor X will cut.

MJ will finally leave Goo and come home to me.

Rockscar will change his avatar.

vroom will continue to be a smartass but still pay Canada Customs Duties.

Dave Tate will say “fuck you” to someone.

LowFatMatt will give us some new site skins.

AA will hit 300lbs and will be a bigger fatass.

There will be an influx of significant other stalkers on T-Nation i.e. TAChick.

I will continue to make useless threads.

Louie Simons will write articles for T-Nation again.

Eliteballa3’s testicles will start functioning again.

A fat kid will have a heart attack playing the Wii.

rrjc will divorce Rockscar and run into Bauer’s arms.

When asked how things in Iraq are going Bush will just shrug his shoulders.

Google stock will split.

People will claim this thread sucks.

“Eliteballa3’s testicles will start functioning again.”

haha classic.

This thread sucks.

ps. No relation to poster above.

Some where in there PGA and rrjc will find happiness with each other.

I’m a newbie and I guess possibly a retard but I still have a question:

How the fuck do you use the search function? I’ve been trying to use it ever since i found T-Nation and it doesn’t do jack-shit when I hit the button.

Thanks if anyone can help.

[quote]PGA wrote:
Professor X will cut.

[/quote]

You did say 2007, not 2017 right?

[quote]mazevedo wrote:
I’m a newbie and I guess possibly a retard but I still have a question:

How the fuck do you use the search function? I’ve been trying to use it ever since i found T-Nation and it doesn’t do jack-shit when I hit the button.

Thanks if anyone can help.[/quote]

The search page comes up like a pop-up. Check your internet settings.

[quote]PGA wrote:
2007 T-Nation Predictions

I will continue to make useless threads.

People will claim this thread sucks.[/quote]

Two down and 19 to go

Awesome! This was a good laugh to start my day.

[quote]SWR-1240 wrote:
PGA wrote:
Professor X will cut.

You did say 2007, not 2017 right?[/quote]

That’s not fair, dude.

The vast majority forum members will still be weak as shit this time next year (what’s that saying, you can lead a horse to water…).

T-Nation will attrack more completely insane screwballs than ever before.

Hell will over flow causing brain dead zombies to take over the Politics and World Issues forum (ok, that’s already happened, but this trend will continue to flourish).

And a bunch of other off the wall wierd shit will happen too, so stay tuned!

Here’s mine:

Some 5’7" female who has been lifting less than a year and weighs 105 pounds will want dieting advice for her first figure competition which she plans to enter in early April '07.

My gym will be really crowded on January 2nd.

My gym will be back to normal on March 1st.

Gary (a guy at my gym) will be training ‘back’ on Wednesday…and Friday…and Monday…and so on.

and one more that we know is a sure bet…

Malinda will win the gold.

The search window may not appear when the pop-up blocker is on. Just hold the “ctrl” button when clicking on “search.” Hope it helps.

[quote]gojira wrote:
Here’s mine:

Some 5’7" female who has been lifting less than a year and weighs 105 pounds will want dieting advice for her first figure competition which she plans to enter in early April '07.

My gym will be really crowded on January 2nd.

My gym will be back to normal on March 1st.

Gary (a guy at my gym) will be training ‘back’ on Wednesday…and Friday…and Monday…and so on.

and one more that we know is a sure bet…

Malinda will win the gold.

[/quote]

Thanks Gojira – Hard work will pay off in the end! (with a nice hard round one as well, I hope)

Malinda

[quote]Professor X wrote:
SWR-1240 wrote:
PGA wrote:
Professor X will cut.

You did say 2007, not 2017 right?

That’s not fair, dude.[/quote]

I am sure you don’t feel obligated to start cutting tomorrow do ya X? I would be so dissappointed…

[quote]PGA wrote:

When asked how things in Iraq are going Bush will just shrug his shoulders…
[/quote]

…just as he has during 2006.

There will be at least 50 posts asking about creatine that will NOT be moved to the Beginner’s Section.

Same thing with ZMA.

No post evidencing that someone did not even run a cursory search will be censored.

Every post noting fallacious or outrageous claims in articles will be censored.

There will be at least 10 posts asking about Tanita scales.

Several little guys will post that all big guys are fat, and that women really desire little boyfriends.

Several little guys will claim that because they have been taking BJJ for three weeks, they could beat up world-class powerlifters - because, you know, strength doesn’t matter when you’re a white belt in BJJ.

The number of posters who “do MMA” will triple.

The number of posters who “do MMA” but who fight in actual fights will remain constant: three.

A certain writer will claim that anyone who does not follow his programs is on steriods.

That same writer will not entertain the argument (despite significant evidence - including admissions from users ) that many people making gains on his programs are indeed on steriods.

T-Mag, due to the popularity of Spike shooters, will be invaded by douchebags.

Prof. X will stop posting to the forum.

Once Prof. X stops posting, the few remaining serious lifters will stop reading the forums.

The forums will then resemble something found at Men’s Health or Runner’s World.

[quote]firebug9 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
SWR-1240 wrote:
PGA wrote:
Professor X will cut.

You did say 2007, not 2017 right?

That’s not fair, dude.

I am sure you don’t feel obligated to start cutting tomorrow do ya X? I would be so dissappointed…
[/quote]

I am starting my “Nicole Richie diet plan” as we speak.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
firebug9 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
SWR-1240 wrote:
PGA wrote:
Professor X will cut.

You did say 2007, not 2017 right?

That’s not fair, dude.

I am sure you don’t feel obligated to start cutting tomorrow do ya X? I would be so dissappointed…

I am starting my “Nicole Richie diet plan” as we speak. [/quote]

Where are you gonna get crack and heroin from?

[quote]gojira wrote:
Some 5’7" female who has been lifting less than a year and weighs 105 pounds will want dieting advice for her first figure competition which she plans to enter in early April '07.
[/quote]

Its nice to see that the sorority goes through the same shit the men have to constantly answer!