I’ve learned that if I bitch enough my wife will shave my back, I know it’s gross, but she loves me.
Shaving the head is easier when done in the shower.
I’ve also learned, that a two year old walking between your legs while your trying to kiss the wife and be romantic can spoil the mood.
Nothing can prevent pre-ejaculation,( note sexual misfire), like a two year old screaming for mommy at 10 o’clock at night.
Ha ha, yeah the 2 year old is nature’s cock block. And mine also splits us apart during our kisses. He says “My Mommy.”