OK in all seriousness I know this is probably backed by science but if my shlong was only 5 inches I’d probably be rubbing all types of wierd shit on it to get it to grow as well… Just saying
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Meh, I’m not so sure i’d care (however mine was bigger than 5.17 in last time I measured it which was nearly 4 years ago), so I can’t say with certainty I wouldn’t care, I just don’t THINK I’d care that much because the size of my penis isn’t a topic that crosses my mind much if at all.
However I guess it’s similar to a 6 foot guy saying he wouldn’t care if he was 5 foot, you can’t know until you’ve experienced the situation.
But even then, I joke about it a lot but honestly, the height stuff doesn’t bother me anymore. If someone thinks I’m insufficient due to my height honestly they can get fucked lol.
Ya Idk I’m not claiming to have a third leg but if. I was packing the “average” of 5 inches I think I’d be a little insecure about it. There is certain things you can’t do with a penis that size.
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hit the cervix ( also known as bottoming out) this can be extremely pleasurable to a female.
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certain positions are probably pretty difficult such as spooning or standing sex, not to mention how easy it would be to slide out mid stroke.
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speaking of stroke you can’t really get a good momentum going with 5 inches youd would be pretty much Jack rabbiting.
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if gagging is your thing or girls thing you damn sure ain’t gaggin a girl with a nickel peice
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you damn sure won’t ever hear a girl say you got a big dick and you can’t talk dirty using the term big dick… (note: you don’t technically need a huge dick to do this but you def need more than 5 inches)
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gym locker rooms/skinny dipping or other group situations where clothes could be removed are probably pretty intimidating
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kinda joking with this one but you can’t really smack a girl in the face while she’s giving you head with a 5 inch barrel
These are just a few things that I’m sure would be pretty frustrating I’m sure there is some I didn’t mention as I don’t know the struggles of the “average” man
Ps. As far as the height thing I’m 6 foot even I don’t think I would mind if I was say 5’9 or maybe 5’8 if I were any shorter than that I could see how it would be something I’d have to get used to.
Then again there is always the people who have narrow shoulders and are looking into clavical lengthening… That must be the real struggle jeez I can only imagine how insecure I’d be with narrow shoulders… I wonder if that poor fella is in Mexico getting it done yet
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Can also be extremely uncomfortable for some women, depends on what the girl likes
I’ve only done missionary so I wouldn’t know
I wouldn’t know
Also wouldn’t know, never done this and won’t ever unless I meet a girl who wants me to (in which I can say I wouldn’t be into it but would do it to please my partner if they wanted this)
Ok
I remember when I was 14 I was MARGINALLY over 5.5 in, don’t remember the exact specifics. But I have no problem undressing in front of people or skinny dipping. To add to that you get growers and showers, some people with big penises have relatively small flacid penises, unless someone is willing to get a semi everytime they undress (which is strange), they might look smaller anyway. I legitimately just don’t care what others penises look like compared to mine, because I don’t think it matters that much.
HEY EVERYONE THIS HAS TURNED INTO A COMVERSATION ABOUT PENISES AND THEIR ERECT MEASUREMENTS
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I think you might have mistook my post to be a shot at you and your penis size however big it is. This is not the case I was just simply stating why having a 5 inch/average penis size would be bothersome to me.
Who doesn’t love a good penis post.
I didn’t take it as a shot at me, I just thought I’d share my opinion, because we both had different opinions on penis size and how much it matters
Always interesting to share opinions 
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I’m not sure if you were joking, but those were two dickish posts.
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Ahhh I see what you did there. Touche
Ya come to think of it after the op reads my list of small dick issues it’s probably gonna be back to the penis cream for him
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Okay, three dickish posts.
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Only missionary? Are you being serious? If this is true, you could probably have your mind blown with a few minutes worth of google and an open partner lol
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Yea I’m being serious, I havent had sex since I was 15!!! It’s been a loooooooooonnnnnnnngggg dry spell.
Is this by choice? Like waiting to find the right partner type thing? I think I’d blow a gasket if I went more than a few months
Nope I have trouble socialising with members of the opposite sex, I’m not bad looking or anything, I just don’t have much game because I don’t know what to say. My penis is like trying to crawl off my body nowdays though because my libido is so high lol. I’ve had multiple sexual encounters however the last time I had penetrative sexual intercourse I was fifteen.
#autismproblems
Oh true… Thats understandable one of my best friends growing up had aspergers (sp?) and he had a similar issue… I took him til he was about 19 to finally get a girl but man she was hot af
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My penis just fell off my body and crawled away.
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I have a large penis. legit 8inches and 6in in girth… but guess what I don’t get a rock hard erection… like pointing at the sky one. Never have in my life.,… I get envious of porn when guys have it. Ive talked to many woman about this and a smaller penis that get very hard and has the upward curve is better than a big penis that just goes 90 degrees or less out. So… I may impress people in the locker room or whatever but I’d rather have a 6x5 incher and have raging boners. Point is erection strength is more important than size. Have no idea what is wrong with me… even on T right now at 500mg/wk… still don’t get diamond cutters. feelsbadman
Have you ever tried a PDE5 inhibitor?
Unless the person with a small penis has peyronies disease lololololololololololol
I actually do have that upward curve you’re talking about, there’s many different varieties with regard to the degree ones erection points.
Nothing wrong with you, bigger peen = more blood needed to fill said peeny. You think those porn stars who maintain erection for hours on end with massive penises are without assistance? They tend to use copious amounts of PED5 inhibitors, inject a combination of papavarine and phentolamine directly into the peen, then there’s the pornstar cocktail which from what I remember (I don’t recommend this at all… Or any of these practices) an acute combination of clomiphene, testosterone suspension and mesterolone. Some guys however just have awesome genes and can sustain crazy erections.
All I can do this morning is LOL at this convo between @unreal24278 and @zeek1414
I have a solution to all the dick problems, its to become so alpha that the size or strength of it doesnt matter.
Ive literally been in situations where I’ve flopped mid-head and laughed it off and continued to watch TV. My boners arnt the hardest either right now and I dont know why, but half a viagra later I can make holes in the wall with it.
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Because Viagra inhibits PDE5 from breaking down cGMP. More cGMP allows more vasodilation in general and in penile arteries thus allowing blood to flow easier to the peeny weeny, causing harder erections.
Viagra is now OTC in the UK, I think other countries should follow suit, as in the absence of pre existing hypotension, cardiovascular disease (depends on what causes the CVD) or use of nitrates it’s a remarkably safe and effective drug
Also it may provide benefit at increasing left ventricular function in the presence of hypertension (Woot, yeet, yay), and may even boost protein synthesis (although as a bodybuilder I’m only particularly chuffed about myofibbrilar protein synthesis)
Any suggestions on why my erections arnt on point? Im not messing around with any AI so oestrogen cant be the problem. I just dont know.
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