12 Most Buff Bodies In Film

or Michael Clarke Duncan

Or Dwayne Johnson

Or Wesley Snipes

or…or…Shia LaBeouf!

[quote]skidmark wrote:
or Michael Clarke Duncan

Or Dwayne Johnson

Or Wesley Snipes

or…or…Shia LaBeouf![/quote]

Michael Jai White? He’s probably not well known enough though.

Jason Statham should have been on that list.

[quote]Thatguy1083 wrote:
Jason Statham should have been on that list.[/quote]

No, no, no. He’s got too much muscle - and that’s icky.

Same thing with Michael Clarke Duncan, The Rock, and Stallone. They’ve all got way too much icky muscle to be to be “buff,” whatever the hell that means.

[quote]ctschneider wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
What, no BPIFC?

x2

The entire slide show, I kept expecting that picture to show up. You know which one I’m talking about.[/quote]

x3. Its weird because he isn’t really that big, but it seems as if he’s fucking jacked…

[quote]TPreuss wrote:
I’m a little shocked ol Vin Diesel wasnt on that list.[/quote]

is it just me or does Vin look like he’s lost some muscle in the latest Fast and Furious?

[quote]ctschneider wrote:
Thatguy1083 wrote:
Jason Statham should have been on that list.

No, no, no. He’s got too much muscle - and that’s icky.

Same thing with Michael Clarke Duncan, The Rock, and Stallone. They’ve all got way too much icky muscle to be to be “buff,” whatever the hell that means.
[/quote]

Lol. Silly me. What was I thinking?

[quote]Thatguy1083 wrote:
Jason Statham should have been on that list.[/quote]

Yes - he should have been.

Perhaps Dolph Lundgren too.

Where is the humongous black dude from the Harold and Kumar movie where they escape Guantanamo (the orthodontist :P)??
And what about actors who are actually muscular but not huge, like Vin Diesel or something?
The list can’t be all bad though, it’s got Angelina.

[quote]VKing wrote:
The list can’t be all bad though, it’s got Angelina.[/quote]

Except for that Angelina is not buff by any stretch of the imagination. I thought she looked almost anorexic in Wanted.

If they put women on this list, I don’t see how they could have excluded Jessica Biel. No Linda Hamilton (and yes, I realize that was a while ago)?

[quote]AngryVader wrote:
VKing wrote:
The list can’t be all bad though, it’s got Angelina.

Except for that Angelina is not buff by any stretch of the imagination. I thought she looked almost anorexic in Wanted.

If they put women on this list, I don’t see how they could have excluded Jessica Biel. No Linda Hamilton (and yes, I realize that was a while ago)?[/quote]

Yeah, Angelina looked sickly in that movie.

Jennifer Garner and Jessica Biel are much more “buff.”

Tobey Maguire

What happened to the little baby-faced innocent boy from Pleasantville? He transformed into the buff superhero, Spiderman with weight-training. Don’t you feel safer walking the streets of New York knowing that this ripped guy is fending off villains?

hahaha i know i would sure feel safer! (pause…NAWT)

Hugh Jackman

Although looking quite muscled-up in Australia, Hugh Jackman dropped jaws when he came onto the scene as Wolverine in the X-men movies. He looked good in Swordfish too and had obviously broke out the barbells.

Hugh Jackman looked quite muscled-up → a bad thing

[quote]AngryVader wrote:
hardgnr wrote:
Bale has a decent physique.

Terry Crews is the fucking man though.

He was my favorite part about that movie.[/quote]

Favorite line: “Basking in the ambiance”

The correct list would have been:

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Conan
Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator
Arnold Schwarzenegger in Predator
Arnold Schwarzenegger in Running Man
Arnold Schwarzenegger Terminator 2
Arnold Schwarzenegger in Jingle all the Way
Arnold Schwarzenegger in Kindergarten Cop
Arnold Schwarzenegger in True Lies
Arnold Schwarzenegger in Eraser
etc…

Oh, and my favorite Terry Crews clip:

The part where he sticks out his tongue makes me LOL everytime

No Will Smith? What about LL Cool J? I thought they should at least get honorable mention. Smith’s not hugh, but he’s better than the ones they mentioned.

[quote]Jason Lee wrote:
No Will Smith? What about LL Cool J? I thought they should at least get honorable mention. Smith’s not hugh, but he’s better than the ones they mentioned.[/quote]

Will Smith was the first one to jump to my head for Ali. Apparently anymore than half black excludes you from that list. Another good one was Tom Jane in the Punisher.

Terry Crews is the man

he made white chicks

Euro Training

notice man in yellow shirt curling in squat rack

What Dwayne The motherfucking Rock Johnson?

That dude’s large.

marky mark wahlberg in The Departed, shoulders and forearms were BEASTIN

and Michael Clarke Duncan in The Green Mile…damn.