I’m a big fan of the 10 second rule. Unfortunately my Chihuahua/Terrier mix is really fast, he can hear food hitting the ground from across the house. So sometimes it’s only a 1 second rule! It does depend on the food though. I had a piece of my favorite pizza land face down (of course) on the kitchen floor. I plucked off a couple dog hairs and didn’t give it a second thought. Yum!
Speaking of hair in food though, I found one of mine one time. I was eating Cheeseburger Macaroni (think mac & cheese with onions, ketchup, mustard and hamburger in it, super good) and noticed something weird in my mouth. I had been helping my wife cook with my hair down, oops. I have pretty long hair, especially for a guy. Pulling a yard long hair out of your mouth is kind of disturbing, even if it is yours.
Nothing is weirder then a similarly long hair under your foreskin.[/quote]
What also sucks is when you get one caught inn your ass crack after a shower. You bend over to dry your legs and you have a little tail hanging down.