This was some of the funniest stuff I have ever read.
That’s awesome man.
The double knockout was great.
“Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane. Putting two of them in the same ring is like telling your local tectonic plates to fuck themselves.”
Hahah oh man that is great.